Rabbit Ears: The Fool and the Flying Ship (1991 Video)

Robin Williams: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : My, my... I can hardly remember being so industrious, but look what I've done!

• Narrator : And what would you have me do on one foot? Pirouette? Besides, if I were to untie my other foot I would move too fast for anyone to see me. Why, I would trip over the equator in one stride.

  Narrator : That's pretty quick.

  Narrator : If you think that's quick, you should have seen me before the old arthritis set in.

• Narrator : Well, you see, there's an ant in Ethiopia with a terrible cough. I should like to put him out of his misery.

  Narrator : But it's his wife's loud snoring that keeps him ill!

  Narrator : Yes, of course, she's the one I'm aiming for!

• Narrator : Moujiks. Right. What's a moujik?

  Narrator : Peasants, your majesty.

  Narrator : Pheasants?

  Narrator : No! Peasants.

• Narrator : I think I have some loaves coming to me yet. I'm afraid it only tasted like nine hundred, really-I'm quite sure of it.

• Narrator : I see him! I see him!

  Narrator : Who, Lord Pegleg?

  Narrator : No, the flea.