The Last Goon Show of All (1972 TV Movie)

Harry Secombe: Self, Neddie Seagoon

Quotes 

• Neddie Seagoon : [discovering Eccles in the coal cellar]  What are you doing here?

  Eccles : Everybody's gotta be somewhere...

• Spike Milligan : [whispering, to Harry and Peter]  One, two, three.

  Spike Milligan , Harry Secombe , Peter Sellers : [Variety of welcome, thank you speeches, all unintelligible] 

  Announcer : They haven't quite got the hang of it yet, but after another smoke they should be switched on. If you are switched on, I am empowered by the governors of BBC Wireless to say "Good Evening" in that order. I also have it on good authority that my name is Clapham Junction, but I'll have that checked out later. When I announced the first Goon Show in a field off Tiverton, I was 30... I am now 93.

• Neddie Seagoon : What were you doing up my trouser leg?

  Bluebottle : A man has to do what he has to do.

• Neddie Seagoon : Bloodnok, hold it!

  Bloodnok : I can't hold it much longer, it's old age!