Scrubs (2001–2010)

Susan Slome: Woman

Quotes 

• [a woman with her son comes over to Dr. Cox and Jordan and starts talking to their son, Jack] 

  Woman : Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls, and too many toys can be overstimulating for an infant, Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with.

  Dr. Cox : Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last hour chain-smoking and talking on her cell phone while her kid ate sand, would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice.

  Jordan : Oh, he also thanked me for not naming him Brantley.

  Dr. Cox : Yeah.