Enter the Matrix (2003 Video Game)

Lachy Hulme: Sparks

Quotes 

• Niobe : Is the exit clean?

  Sparks : As vestal as my bunghole.

• [after plugging out from saving Morpheus] 

  Sparks : Ghost, can you help me out here? She promised and you heard her. Jack in, find the One, jack out. End of story.

  Ghost : What happened?

  Niobe : It's Morpheus. He just called.

  Sparks : He says he needs your help. Can you imagine what that means? Our help? He's got Neo, why does he need you? I know you're both listening to me about as much as you're listening to this pole here, so I'll just tell you what I think. I think you just spent eight of your nine lives getting out of there, and if you turn around and go right back in, I don't think you're just pushing your luck, I don't think you're crazy... I think you have a death wish! A major, full-on Bronson! Since your lives obviously mean nothing to you, I ask you... try to think about something that does have meaning... Namely my life.

  Ghost : Shut up, Sparks!

  Sparks : [pause after losing]  Yeah, sure, why not.

  [walks away] 

  Ghost : It's your call Captain.

• Sparks : You're not trying your luck. You have a death wish! A major, full-on Bronson!

• Sparks : You OK?

  Niobe : Man, reality can be a bitch.

  Ghost : Tell me about it.

  Sparks : You want a shot? Dr. Fellgood can fix you up.

  Niobe : Right now, all I want to know is what's on that disk.

• Niobe : Sparks, the exit. Tell me it's close!

  Sparks : Maintenance phone on the roof. The phone is behind the roof-access door.

  Ghost : [groans]  Uh, thanks Sparks. Couldn't it have been on the ground floor?

• Sparks : Think about something that does have meaning... my life.

  Ghost : Shut up, Sparks!

  Sparks : [pause]  Yeah, sure, why not.

• Sparks : Because I know how valued my opinion is on this ship, I won't bother to tell you that I think it's insane for you not to wait for a support team. And for the record, when I cart your bodies back to Zion, do you prefer cremation or the gardens?

  Ghost : Sparks, your faith in us remains a source of personal inspiration.

  Sparks : Well, I am what I am and I do what I can.

  Niobe : Then, can you shut up and hit the button?

  Sparks : Your wish, oh Captain, my Captain, is my keystroke, colon, double backlash, execute, command.

• [Seraph calls the Logos] 

  Sparks : Operator.

  Seraph : Is this the Logos?

  Sparks : Maybe.

  Niobe : This is Captain Niobe of the Logos. Who is this?

  Seraph : My name is Seraph. I bring word from the Oracle. You must come at once.

• Sparks : Oh, I can't watch this...

  [Calls Ghost's cell-phone during the Freeway Scene] 

  Ghost : Yeah... I can't hear you!

  Sparks : I said "Can I have your personal processing unit?"

• [after seeing a picture of thousands of Sentinals coming at them] 

  Ghost : Sparks, I want the ship's guns online right now.

  [Walks off] 

  Sparks : Oh When? When will it end?