The Book Group (2002–2003)

Saskia Mulder: Fist de Grooke

Quotes 

• Dirka : [Fist and Dirka are lying on a couch daydreaming about Kenny]  Kenny makes us work so hard...

  Fist de Grooke : I've never felt so good.

  Dirka : What do you think his penis looks like?

  Fist de Grooke : I think it's very big.

  Dirka : Do you think he uses a pump?

  Fist de Grooke : What?

  Dirka : I read that somewhere.

  Fist de Grooke : I think he uses his fingers.

  Dirka , Fist de Grooke : [simultaneously]  Mmmmmm...

• Dirka : Is there any food?

  Fist de Grooke : Dirka, don't let the doctors win!

  Dirka : I'm hungry!

  Fist de Grooke : So?

  Jean Pettengill : Hang on, isn't she pregnant?

  Fist de Grooke : Pregnant doesn't mean fat.

  Jean Pettengill : Yeah it does.

• Fist de Grooke : Were you talking about the Book Group before the Book Group? I don't think we should talk about the Book Group before the Book Group, it's cheating!

• Fist de Grooke : [Diving Bell and the Butterfly]  As long as you've got a good mind, that's what matters. I hope he was happy with it.

  Rab : He died soon after it was published, so he did. Pneumonia.

  Fist de Grooke : I didn't know that! Wah!

  Janice McCann : Rab, that was a cruel thing to say to someone who's grieving you should apologise.

• Fist de Grooke : Do you think he uses a pump? I heard about that.

  Dirka : I think he can use his fingers.