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Jimmy Myers: [holding wrestling opponent high in air] You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly.

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Joanie: I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.

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[describing the werewolf in human form to the police]
Jimmy Myers: I - I don't know... what a - about 5 foot 10...
Ellie: [cutting Jimmy Meyers off] She's got a bony ass... and fat thighs... and ugly skin.
[the werewolf breaks through a window, roaring, and gives Ellie the finger]

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Zela: Don't let this get up fool you; I have the gift. I blame my mother.

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Jimmy Myers: No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have an unnatural sexual allure.
Bo: [rolls eyes sarcastically and scoffs] Yeah, I know.

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Jimmy Myers: [speaking to Bo who just "came out" to him, and admitted his crush on Jimmy] Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.
Jimmy Myers: [as Jimmy closes door in his face] Jimmy... wait, Jimmy.

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Kyle: Whoa, hey, Ellie.
Kyle: Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady?
Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

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Kyle: I drink, you drive, ready to go?
Ellie: Kyle, can you cover for me at the opening?
Kyle: What? And miss Jake's big opening?
Ellie: I can't make it.

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Joanie: Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.
Ellie: [hits Joanie in face with brick] Fuck you!

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Becky: [Zela has just told Becky and Jenny they're in danger] You can't tell people this shit! Lay off the crack pipe.

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Joanie: [Jimmy has just asked to fight one-one-one with Joanie, but Joanie sends him flying] Fair fight? This is Hollywood!

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Jimmy Myers: [calming Becky down, who's tucked upside down in her car] Just stay still.
Becky: [shouting] You try and having your car rolled down a mountain and staying fucking still!

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Ellie: Why can't you just download porn like most normal teenagers?

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Joanie: All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "It's not you it's me".

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Joanie: Putting on weight, Kyle?

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Bo: [Jimmy's mutated dog has just chased Bo and Jimmy and damaged Bo's car] What the fuck was that?
Jimmy Myers: My dog.
Bo: What kinda dog do you have?

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Kyle: Okay, all psychics back in their seats please.
Zela: [to Ellie] The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think.
Kyle: Maybe you can just follow me...
[dragging her away]
Kyle: Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?

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Joanie: I'm not going to kill her. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.

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Jimmy Myers: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
Jimmy Myers: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!

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Bo: Hey, I know you. You're from PE.
Brooke: His name is Billy.
Jimmy Myers: Ah, its, uh, Jimmy.
Bo: You're the dodgeball crotch target! You should really wear a cup.
Brooke: Stop it, Bo. Okay?
Bo: I'm just lookin' out for him. He can't help it. Every school's got one; the derogatory hit-geek on his way to Fagtown.
Jimmy Myers: Look, uh, I-I'm not gay.
Bo: Oh, bummer. You mean you're just an ass-wimp-wad for no reason?
Jimmy Myers: [nods reluctantly] ... Y-yeah.
Bo: Ha, that sucks.
[starts to turn away. turns back quickly]
Bo: BOO!
[Jimmy jumps]

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Jake: [walking Ellie through her transformation] It's okay, Ellie, it's okay. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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Jake: The only way you can break the curse is by killing the one who started it all and that's me. I'm not ready to die just yet.

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Jake: I don't want you to worry about your brother. After all there is only one alpha-male. And I really think we should put the poor kid outta his misery, don't you?

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Ellie: You're a monster!
Jake: Join the club.

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Jake: Where is that brother of yours anyway? Now where could he be...in the basement? These heightened senses are a kick huh?

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