- Officer in Alaska: You seem especially happy to be here!
- Murdoch: This is not a smile, my face is frozen like this.
- Gordon: Why don't you watch television or something? And keep it on cartoons, don't try to get smart!
- [Gordon attempts to get Starchild's attention by squeezing a dog toy in her face; but to no avail]
- Gordon: Hello? What's the matter, cat got your tongue?