Rat Race (2001)

Dave Thomas: Harold Grisham

Quotes 

• Vicki : So Harry, what can I do for you?

  Harold Grisham : Okay... here's what I want. First we both get naked.

  Vicki : So far so good.

  Harold Grisham : Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

  Vicki : [shocked]  Pardon me?

  Harold Grisham : Naked, Jacuzzi, Pepto-Bismol, toenails, shave my buttocks. How much would that cost?

  Vicki : Harry, you have quite an imagination.

• Harold Grisham : Vicki, you let go of this bag! Or I swear - I swear to God - I'll report you to the escort service!

  Donald Sinclair : Uh, Mr. Grisham, what's going on?

  Harold Grisham : The hooker! The hooker! The hooker is taking the money!

  Donald Sinclair : What hooker?

  Harold Grisham : Vicki! From the hotel!

  High Roller : Pepto Bismol?

  Harold Grisham : Vicki, I told you to wait in the car!

  Donald Sinclair : What the hell is she doing there?

  Harold Grisham : I brought her! I'm sorry, Mr. Sinclair. She said she liked me, but I'm beginning to think she was only interested in the money!

• Enrico Pollini : [Gets thrown out of the train by the conductor]  I-I-I-I-I-I--

  [yells] 

  Harold Grisham : [on the phone with Sinclair and the high rollers]  It's Pollini. Enrico Pollini on a train. He just rolled into the station.

  Donald Sinclair : Well, what do you know? Rip van Winkle pulled it off. You gotta love a long shot.

  [laughs] 

  Enrico Pollini : [as all of the other racers run towards the station, he enters first]  It's here. It's here. It's here.

  Harold Grisham : [on the phone]  Here he comes.

  Enrico Pollini : [points to Grisham]  Oh! It's you.

  Harold Grisham : [on the phone]  He's holding the key.

  Enrico Pollini : [see the locker and points to it]  Ah. Sí.

  Harold Grisham : [on the phone]  And he's going to the locker.

  [to Pollini] 

  Harold Grisham : Mr. Pollini, well done, sir. And congratulations. On behalf of Mr. Donald Sinclair, The Venetian Hotel and Casino...

  Enrico Pollini : [while unlocking the locker, he falls asleep and starts snoring] 

  Donald Sinclair : [to the phone on speaker]  Mr. Grisham, is it over?