Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001 TV Movie)

Zach Grenier: Brian Doyle

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Quotes 

• Carol : I'm trying to get pregnant.

  Brian : Ask your husband. Why should we do everything?

• Val : Max has been very paranoid lately. Has anyone noticed?

  Brian : Isn't it impolite to watch someone being paranoid?

• Brian : In thirty years, these guys'll be writing game shows and I'll be the Preisdent of M-G-M, screwing Lana Turner.

  Milt : When she's sixty-two? Why?

• Brian : The game is funny names.

  Ira : You against me? Where's the challenge? You can have all the other writers.

  Carol : Why do I want children? Look what they become.

  Val : All right. Let's get this over with. What's the bet?

  Writers : Shoes! We're playing for shoes. They take off their shoes My seventy dollar aligators against his worn out Irish cop shoes after 5 St. Patrick's Day parades.

  Val : Brian: Up the Irish Crosses Himself Ira: Screw the Pharoah Val:Aaaaaand... Go!

  Brian : Rabbi John Wayne.

  Writers : Eh.

  Ira : The Count of Monte through Friday.

  Writers : Oooh!

  Brian : Ira Chuvney.

  Ira : Ira Chuvney. That's my name. What's funny about that.

  Brian : Nothing. NOTHING IS FUNNY ABOUT IRA CHUVNEY!

  Writers : Applaud

• [About Max] 

  Brian : He called me last night. Said something about we're going to war again.

  Val : With the Japanese?

  Brian : I don't know, depends on how Japanese NBC is.