Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001 TV Movie)

Peri Gilpin: Carol Wyman

Quotes 

• Carol : I'm trying to get pregnant.

  Brian : Ask your husband. Why should we do everything?

• Carol : I took English and Biology in college and now I have no use for either of them.

• Carol : I'm pregnant.

  Kenny : Mazel-thov!

  Carol : Thank you, Kenny.

  Kenny : No I was suggesting a name.

• Carol : You wrote on the wall with an indelible marker? A mother would drown her own child for doing that!

• Carol : Since when has anyone here noticed I'm a woman?

  Val : I noticed it when you first came to work here. You never used the men's john.

• Brian : The game is funny names.

  Ira : You against me? Where's the challenge? You can have all the other writers.

  Carol : Why do I want children? Look what they become.

  Val : All right. Let's get this over with. What's the bet?

  Writers : Shoes! We're playing for shoes. They take off their shoes My seventy dollar aligators against his worn out Irish cop shoes after 5 St. Patrick's Day parades.

  Val : Brian: Up the Irish Crosses Himself Ira: Screw the Pharoah Val:Aaaaaand... Go!

  Brian : Rabbi John Wayne.

  Writers : Eh.

  Ira : The Count of Monte through Friday.

  Writers : Oooh!

  Brian : Ira Chuvney.

  Ira : Ira Chuvney. That's my name. What's funny about that.

  Brian : Nothing. NOTHING IS FUNNY ABOUT IRA CHUVNEY!

  Writers : Applaud