Ed (2000–2004)

Gregory Harrison: Nick Stanton

Quotes 

• [Ed is getting drunk with Nick, Carol's boyfriend] 

  Nick Stanton : A mailman? That's just... unbelievable!

  Ed Stevens : Well, Nick... what can I tell you? Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night could stop him from having sex with my wife.

  [They both laugh. Carol smirks nervously] 

  Nick Stanton : I tell you... if I were you I'd just put the whole damn thing behind me. Get out there, find yourself a fine new woman.

  Ed Stevens : [looks at Carol]  Well, Nick... you know, as it turns out, I already have.

  Nick Stanton : Then what's the problem?

  Ed Stevens : She's in love with a pompous jackass.

  Nick Stanton : [winces]  Oh, man... I've been there! I feel for ya!