Joe Dirt (2001)
John Farley: Security Guard
Quotes
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Joe Dirt : Comin' to work. Joe Deertay.
KXLA Security Guard : Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you.
Joe Dirt : You're wrong brother.
KXLA Security Guard : I got a good name for this car, rusty.
Joe Dirt : Shit'll buff out.
KXLA Security Guard : Don't bother, just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor.
Joe Dirt : Does this look like a piece of crap to you? Like them spinnin' tires do you?
KXLA Security Guard : You suck!
Joe Dirt : You do!