Luisa:
You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch:
What kind of friend is always hiding?
Luisa:
Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.
Luisa:
Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!
Luisa:
Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!
Julio Zapata:
Chuy, nothing like tooting the old horn!
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch:
No, about faggots like you.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing highschool tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch:
When do you begin?
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
Have you read my book already?
Tenoch:
I read the critics.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
Critics are a bunch of assholes
Julio Zapata:
Traveling is really cool
Tenoch:
Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane
Silivia Allende de Iturbide:
Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here
Diego 'Saba' Madero:
[
on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere
Diego 'Saba' Madero:
[
giving Tenoch directions with the aid of a map] So you go this way, and then you take this road, and you...
Tenoch:
Saba, screw off, that's a river!
Julio Zapata:
Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.
Tenoch:
[
after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata:
Only once, we were really shitfaced
Tenoch:
When did you guys do it?
Julio Zapata:
I don't know
Tenoch:
When? Tell me when!
Julio Zapata:
When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch:
Where did you do it?
Julio Zapata:
I think it was in a party
Tenoch:
What party asshole?
Julio Zapata:
I think it was the one with the Fruit Loop
Tenoch:
The place where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata:
[
laughs] I think so!
Tenoch:
[
angrily] What are you laughing at asshole? Don't laugh fucker!
Tenoch:
How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata:
Once, we were really wasted
Tenoch:
When did you do it
Julio Zapata:
I don't know
Tenoch:
Tell me when!
Julio Zapata:
When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch:
Where was Cecilia?
Julio Zapata:
She was sick
Tenoch:
Where did you two did it?
Julio Zapata:
I don't know
Tenoch:
What do you mean you don't know asshole?
Julio Zapata:
I think it was in a party
Tenoch:
What party asshole?
Julio Zapata:
I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch:
Where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata:
[
laughs] I think so!
Tenoch:
[
angrily] What are you laughing at fucker? Don't laugh faggot!
Tenoch:
Me too
Luisa:
You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch:
Julio! Me too faggot!
Julio Zapata:
You too what?
Tenoch:
I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
Luisa:
What?
Julio Zapata:
That's not true! When?
Tenoch:
After the Plastilina concert
Julio Zapata:
Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch:
In my house
Julio Zapata:
In your house asshole!
Tenoch:
She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!
Tenoch:
Did she blew you?
Julio Zapata:
[
looks away] Of course not man!
Tenoch:
[
angrily] Look me in the eye asshole! Did she blew you?
Julio Zapata:
No.
Tenoch:
Did you blew her? you fucking pig!
Julio Zapata:
Of course not, c'mon!
Tenoch:
Did she came?
Julio Zapata:
How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
Tenoch:
Did she like it?
Julio Zapata:
I don't know
Tenoch:
Did you like it, asshole?
Julio Zapata:
No dude! no! I really felt like shit, I mean it!
[
pause]
Julio Zapata:
dude, I wanted to tell you.
Tenoch:
[
shouts] Fuck you asshole! You fucked up our friendship, you fucked up my trust, you fucked my girl! you fucked up me! even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your fucking comics and the fucking dress for Ana, that whore!
Julio Zapata:
Tenoch, dude, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
Tenoch:
An accident?
[
angrily]
Tenoch:
You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't fucker her! You don't fuck her!
Julio Zapata:
[
shyly] Right... right.
Julio Zapata:
Fuck "economists" man!
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