Rat (2000)
Frank Kelly: Uncle Matt
Quotes
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Uncle Matt : There's nothin' worse than a drowned rat in the toilet, whether it's a close relation or not.
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Uncle Matt : A rat is not particular where he dies, Conchita. The animal you have in mind is the elephant.
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Uncle Matt : What you've got to appreciate is that turnin' into a rat causes severe contraction of the ecephalogical muscles, and blockage of the nuerolaptical tubes.