- [HHH repeatedly strikes Chainsaw Charlie on the head]
- Jim Ross: Chainsaw's gotta be out on his feet - 5 or 6 shots right to the cranium, with that metal trash can... and he's still standing!
- 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: It's fun to beat someone's ass anywhere in the world, but if you beat someone's ass in Texas, then ya done somethin'.
- Road Dogg Jesse James: Houston, note the T-shirt. It says *Tennessee* Oilers. Because the Oilers smartened up, and moved to a state that is not full of losers.
- Road Dogg Jesse James: Allow me to introduce us, ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, children of all ages. The World Wrestling Federation proudly brings to you its Heavyweight Tag Team Champions of the Woooooooooorrrrrrrllld! Badass Billy Gunn, the Road Dogg Jesse James - the New Age Outlaws!
- Jim Ross: [during Steve Austin's entrance] I have never heard an ovation such as we are witnessing here in Houston for the Rattlesnake.
- Jim Ross: [after Chyna enters the ring to confront Austin] She's in no man's land!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Well she's no man!
- Jim Ross: Stone Cold Steve Austin - unless he is sidetracked, unless DX can hurt this man, Austin is *roaring* into WrestleMania.
- Jim Ross: Savio's got a roll of barbed wire.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: WHAT? It's unsanctioned but that's a little bit... that's past "unsanctioned"!
- Jim Ross: Savio's got some gloves on... and he's wrapping Cactus Jack in barbed wire, for godssakes! HE'S WRAPPING CACTUS IN BARBED WIRE... LIKE AN ANIMAL!
- Owen Hart: [to HHH] Just because I have the European title, it doesn't mean that I'm done with you. When I get in the ring, I'm gonna bust your legs.