. . . Canadian agriculture is such a planetary laughing stock that even what passes for the government there spends loads of tax dollars (aka, "Loonies") on films demeaning, ridiculing, lampooning and slighting any losers trying to farm. WHAT FARM PRICE SUPPORT MEANS TO YOU illustrates how it's come to pass that one of the globe's ten largest nations has never produced a significant crop of anything. Only total buffoons take up agriculture on such icy and infertile soil, as virtually nothing can grow within the Canadian Permafrost. What water there is tends to flow backwards, and it is far easier to fill buckets from the liquid-repelling ground than to soak this wasteland with any form of irrigation. This picture stands silently mute, because it would be too heartlessly depressing to voice the obvious Truth: NO amount of price support can conjure up a profitable farm in Canada!