Carmen Cortez:
Ooooh, shittake mushrooms.
Carmen Cortez:
Never send an adult to do a kid's job.
Juni Cortez:
It Needs Monsters.
Gregorio Cortez:
Remind me to raise their allowance!
Juni Cortez:
Eew, gross!
Carmen Cortez:
What do you see?
Juni Cortez:
You.
Carmen Cortez:
Very funny.
Gregorio Cortez:
Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
Ingrid Cortez:
Those were the days.
[
Inside the super guppy]
Juni Cortez:
Wow.
Carmen Cortez:
We are *definitely* gonna be late for school
Carmen Cortez:
Go ahead. You've got nothing on me, warthog.
Juni Cortez:
Try me... Diaper lady.
[
Carmen and Juni's robot doubles lift off the ground with fire streaming from the bottom of their feet]
Boy on Playground:
ˇYo quiero los zapatos como esos! (I want shoes like that!)
[
Juni has just gotten some valuable information from the Fooglies, who talk backwards]
Juni Cortez:
Sknaht!
Mr. Alexander Minion:
I feel it is time we concentrated on our grand, diabolical plan.
Fegan Floop:
Syndication?
Carmen Cortez:
Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!
Juni Cortez:
It needs... children.
Juni Cortez:
You mean you're our real uncle? Because we've already got a fake uncle.
"Uncle" Felix Gumm:
Hey churros! Last time I saw you, you were *this* big
[
motions his hand above Juni's head]
"Uncle" Felix Gumm:
You're shrinking."
Fegan Floop:
[
sings] It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls / And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!
Fegan Floop:
[
regarding the robot army of children] We have to reprogram them before it's to late
Carmen Cortez:
And if it is?
Fegan Floop:
Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them
Carmen Cortez:
You did that on purpose you kamikazee!
Gregorio Cortez:
Juni. Remember, you are a Cortez.
Juni Cortez:
Whats so great about being a Cortez?
Gregorio Cortez:
Lots of things!
Juni Cortez:
Teach them to be good!
Gregorio Cortez:
What was the story tonight?
Ingrid Cortez:
[
kisses his head] Ours.
Juni Cortez:
I have warts on my fingers.
Carmen Cortez:
Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.
Ingrid Cortez:
You know what, why don't we talk about this when we get home?
Carmen Cortez:
[
continuing what she and Juni did in their parents absence] ... running off to Belize...
Ingrid Cortez:
You went where?
Carmen Cortez:
You're right, let's talk about this when we get home.
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