Oliver Twist (1999)

Morgan Jones: Brittles

Quotes 

• Mrs. Bedwin : Giles. Brittles is ill.

  Giles : No he's not, ma'am. He's always like this.

  Mrs. Bedwin : Brittles is ill and we had to call a doctor out.

  Rose : Oh no!

  Mrs. Bedwin : Um, we have to hide Oliver!

  Giles : No. You don't have to hide him, ma'am. The boy's in my room. The master hasn't been in my room since the turn of the century.

  Brittles : But there's a boy in your room now, Mr. Giles.

  [a loud crash is heard off-camera] 

  Brittles : Ow!

• Brittles : What happens if we see someone?

  Giles : We shoot them.

  Brittles : What happens if we know 'em?

  Giles : Depends on whether we like them or not.

  Chertsey Cook : Giles! Brittles!

  [Brittles fires a shot and startles the cook] 

  Chertsey Cook : Was that you Brittles?

  Giles : You, you've just tried to shoot cook!

  Brittles : I know. But I don't like cook - she picks on me.