God, the Devil and Bob (2000)
James Garner: God
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Quotes
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God : The Devil and I have a deal: I get them until they're 12, he gets them until they're 20.
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God : Bob, don't air-quote. It only annoys people.
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God : In the old days, I used to come down here all the time. But issues would always come up, I'd end up smiting people...
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Bob Allman : You always say that. You always say there's a crisis in Africa.
God : That's because there always is a crisis in Africa.
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God : [on the answering machine] Bob? It's me God. Bob? I hate these things. Bob, pick up. Bob don't screen your Maker.
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Bob Allman : I was trying to get a hold of you all day.
God : You don't call me Bob. It doesn't work that way.
Bob Allman : Then what's prayer?
God : Corn nut?
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Bob Allman : Wait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof.
God : Yeah, Bob. Show them the corn nut.
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God : Oh, here's another idea. A planet covered entirely by water. No land at all, just water.
Bob Allman : You mean, like that Kevin Costner movie?
God : I didn't even see that.