Loser (2000)
Greg Kinnear: Prof. Edward Alcott
Quotes
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Professor Edward Alcott : You know, I have this kind of crazy philosophy that your grades should represent your grasp of the material and not your negotiating skills - which are amazing, by the way.
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Professor Edward Alcott : Paul, Adam, Chris, Noah - they're all my little honor students, but they couldn't get through a copy of Rolling Stone between the four of them.
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Professor Edward Alcott : I'm sure if she were alive, Betty Friedan would applaud your little epiphany.
Dora Diamond : Oh really? Well, if Kafka was still alive he'd say "Stop misinterpreting my novels, you pretentious bonehead!"
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Dora Diamond : You think I don't know anything!
Professor Edward Alcott : [flirtingly] I think you know how to walk in a pair of platform Mary Janes. I think you know how to style your hair with an egg beater.
Dora Diamond : You are so condescending!