Adam Gibson:
Doesn't anybody die any more?
Adam Gibson:
I want my life back.
Drucker:
We won't have to lose our Mozarts. We won't have to lose our Martin Luther Kings. We will have finally conquered death.
Drucker:
It costs me 1.2 million to bring you guys back. Try to be worth the money.
Wile E. Coyote:
I've been killed twice in two hours.
Marshall:
We've all been killed before.
Talia:
Kinda takes the fun out of living, doesn't it?
Adam Gibson:
I might be back.
Adam Gibson:
You should clone yourself now, while you're still alive.
Drucker:
Why, so I can share your unique perspective?
Adam Gibson:
No, so you can go screw yourself.
[
Later, when Drucker's clone is lying on the real Drucker]
Adam Gibson:
When I told you screw yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally.
Adam Gibson:
Try to stay dead this time.
Adam Gibson:
My daughter's inside. I don't want her exposed to any graphic violence, she gets enough from the media.
Adam Gibson:
You should clone yourself while you're still alive.
Drucker:
So I can get a perspective on your situation?
Adam Gibson:
No, so you can fuck yourself!
Adam Gibson:
You read my mind?
Drucker:
Just the highlights.
Adam Gibson:
That's enough philosophy for now.
Michael Drucker:
Johnny. How's my favorite quarterback?
Johnny Phoenix:
I would say I feel like a million bucks, but I'd hate to take a cut in pay.
Title cards:
God created man in His own image, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. GENESIS 1.27, 31
Adam Gibson:
[
clone to original, just after punching out original]
Adam Gibson:
That's for sleeping with my wife.
Hank Morgan:
My cat, Sadey? She's a repet
Adam Gibson:
You had your cat cloned?
Hank Morgan:
Yeah, well, she fell out my condo window
Adam Gibson:
...ouch
Adam Gibson:
All I know is that there is somebody in my house, eating my birthday cake, with my family, and its not me!
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