Jason X (2001)

Chuck Campbell: Tsunaron

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Quotes 

• [talking about Jason's brain size] 

  Tsunaron : How does he function with a brain that small?

  Janessa : Way manages.

  Waylander : That's very funny.

• Janessa : I'm real bitchy when I wake up.

  Tsunaron : Did you just wake up?

• Janessa : Why don't you just admit it? You want me.

  Tsunaron : I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

• Tsunaron : Whoops.

  Rowan : What do you mean, "whoops"?

  Tsunaron : Nothing.

  Rowan : Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops"?

  Tsunaron : I think he saw me.

• Tsunaron : Are you ready?

  Kay-Em 14 : I was built ready, baby.

• Professor Lowe : Can someone tell me what's on his face?

  Janessa : Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?

  Tsunaron : It's a hockey mask.

• Tsunaron : [Jason is just about to attack the others]  Hey Slappy.

  [Jason turns around] 

  Tsunaron : Got a little something for you.

  [Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth] 

• Tsunaron : Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?

  [Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss] 

  Kay-Em 14 : Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent.

  Tsunaron : You want to go for a hundred?

• Tsunaron : What do you think? Are we going to make it?

  Kay-Em 14 : The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent.

  Tsunaron : Twelve per cent? Can You come up with better odds?

  Kay-Em 14 : Nope.

  Tsunaron : Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's Bullshit!.