Big Momma's House (2000)
Carl Wright: Ben Rawley
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Quotes
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Ben : I've been waiting on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you.
Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma] Ben, whatever you started in that bed, trust me, you're going to finish alone!
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Malcolm Turner : [as Big Mommma] Ben, if you wanna get with m-... I mean, you will never get with me understand? And even if i was interested, which I definitely am not! you'd be going about it completely the wrong way.
Ben : Well how am I supposed to go about it then?
Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma] You don't come in a woman's house and lead with ya sha boink boink! Women don't respond to that!
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[strange knocking on Door]
Sherry : Oh, would you like me for me to get that for you?
Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma] Uh, no, I got it, Sher. Uh just a second!
[walks to the front door to answer it]
Malcolm Turner : I wonder
[pulls out his gun]
Malcolm Turner : who this could be surprising me this time of evening? I say, I wonder who could be at my door so late at night?
[gasps as Ben Rawley reaches for him after opening the door]
Ben : There's my sugar!
[sticks his tongue out]
Ben : MMM!
Malcolm Turner : [as Big Momma] Oh! You better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I
[shoves Ben Rawley]
Malcolm Turner : rip it out!
Ben : Yes, Ma'am. My mouth is closed.
[reaches for Malcolm dressed as Big Momma]
Ben : But these hands is open for business.
[Malcolm as Big Momma exclaims as he pushes Ben Rawley away from him and slams the door]