Bad Girls (1999–2006)
Stephanie Beacham: Phyllida Oswyn
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Quotes
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Frances Myers : If I find anything you're mine, for a very long time.
Phyl Oswyn : But my heart belongs to Daddy.
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Phyl Oswyn : [after Bev is back from seeing the guv] So what did you tell that half-wit?
Bev Tull : I went to tell her that you have nothing to do with my situation.
[opens their secret drug cupboard]
Bev Tull : That you're clean.
Phyl Oswyn : The piss tests will tell her that.
Bev Tull : Oh, thank you.
[pulls out some drugs]
Bev Tull : Oh, thank God I had a bit put by for emergencies.
Phyl Oswyn : What are you doing?
Bev Tull : Well, what's it look like?
Phyl Oswyn : [tries to snatch the drugs] You give me that!
Bev Tull : [pulls away] Look just get *off* me! You're not my keeper.
Phyl Oswyn : God help you! If you mentioned anything!
Bev Tull : Would I bite the hand that feeds? I took the rap for everything. I'd like to think we might take that into consideration for the future. Your business activities can continue? unhindered.
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Phyl Oswyn : [after seeing Neil Grayling approaching] By your beds, here's Gaylord.
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Phyl Oswyn : [referring to Fenner's return] At least we know what the topic of conversation is going to be for the next six months.
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Sylvia Hollamby : You! Tull!
Bev Tull : [turns to face Sylvia and gasps] Mrs. Hollamby, you look appalling!
Phyl Oswyn : You've swollen up like a balloon.
Sylvia Hollamby : No thanks to you. All that drink-your-own-urine nonsense. You've been having me on, admit it.
Bev Tull : I've told you all I know. I mean, I never believed it would work because I never believed in the stupid curse in the first place. But, if you want to drink your own wee four times a day...
Sylvia Hollamby : [interrupting] Four times a day?
Bev Tull : It's all to do with a regular dosage of uric acid.
Sylvia Hollamby : You never said four times. I can barely bare to choke it down once a day.
Bev Tull : Well, then don't. I mean, I'm only responsible for serving you tea and biscuits.
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Tina Purvis : What you playing at? I'm doing the sodding lot out here.
Phyl Oswyn : Careful, Tina, the Voodoo Dolly might hear you.
Sylvia Hollamby : I wouldn't let that concern you, O'Kane.
[to Phyl and Bev]
Sylvia Hollamby : Seems that Voodoo Doll turned out to be my lucky charm - thanks to an inheritance, I'm a property millionairess. Now get off your backsides and start working or you're sacked!
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Julie Johnston : She didn't do it!
Julie Saunders : Ju!
Julie Johnston : I did it! I killed Fenner!
Pat Kerrigan : No, you didn't! Neither of you did - it was me. I killed Fenner!
Arun Parmar : No, she didn't - I did.
Sheena Williams : No, I killed Fenner.
Tina Purvis : No, it weren't - it was me. I killed Fenner.
Janine Nebeski : No, piss on this! I killed Fenner.
Darlene Cake : And me, I killed Fenner.
[further inmates stand up announcing "I killed Fenner"]
Phyl Oswyn : It was bad enough before I went away, now it's a bloody mad house.
Bev Tull : Welcome to the asylum!
[she stands up]
Bev Tull : Actually, I killed Fenner!