Muppets Treasure Island (1996 Video Game)

Bruce Lanoil: Stevenson the Parrot

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Quotes 

• Rizzo the Rat : Hmm, I'll look for a key.

  The Great Gonzo : I'll look for a sledgehammer.

  Stevenson the Parrot : Hey Hawkins. Try this.

  [Slides the key right next to the sea chest] 

• Stevenson the Parrot : Yikes dynamite! Looks like Billy's sea chest is booby trapped. We must be getting warmer. Ooh now it's lit!

  [the dynamite stick fuse is lit by the furnace] 

• Beaker : Me, ooh ooh, ooh!

  [the TV screen turns on and shows Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker] 

  Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Oh. Welcome. I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and this is my assistant Beaker.

  Beaker : Me! Me! Me!

  [the TV screen turns off] 

  Director : Yeah! Excuse me Dr. Honeydew, well we need Beaker in Bristol right away.

  [Dr. Bunsen Honeydew fires the cannon and Beaker is launched across the stage set] 

  Beaker : WHOA!

  [Beaker crashes into the wall] 

  Director : Woopsie do. Thank you sir. Yeah Miss Scurf-it. Yeah come out and introduce yourself to Hawkins. Thank you sir.

  [Kermit the Frog opens the stage door and looks at Hawkins] 

  Kermit the Frog : Hey ho Kermit the frog here. Welcome to...

  [Kermit the Frog is interrupted by Fozzie Bear who runs right up to him] 

  Fozzie Bear : Hey Kermit! I've got some great new pirate jokes for the day.

  Kermit the Frog : Um... well... not now Fozzie. You see...

  Fozzie Bear : Wait! Wait! Did you hear about the one pirate who kept falling down? They called him Black and Blue Beard. Aah! Wacka, Wacka!

  Kermit the Frog : Anymore more jokes like that Fozzie and you'll wacka wacka the plank.

  Fozzie Bear : Hey! That's funny! Can I use that?

  Kermit the Frog : Um sure. but but first you'll have to take your place in Bristol please.

  Fozzie Bear : No.

  Kermit the Frog : Yeah. go ahead right back to the door. Yep.

  [Fozzie Bear walks in the stage door, Kermit the Frog pushes the touchscreen TV of a map and walks in the stage door and closes the door] 

  Director : Okay. Now where's the parrot?

  Stevenson the Parrot : Squawk!

  Director : Aah. Stevenson. You're the help character. You go and help already.

  [Stevenson the Parrot shows up and looks at Hawkins] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Hi ya Hawkins. Say, welcome to the game. So I know you're asking yourself, self. Why is this parrot calling me Hawkins? Wasn't he the hero of Treasure Island? Right, right, wrong! Ha ha, you're the new Hawkins and hero and I'm your Stevenson. I'll be on my perch.

  [the parrot walks off but then comes back to look at Hawkins again] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Here's something else, just tap on me once if you need any help. Tap on me twice if you're ready to see your stuff. Anytime you're ready, I'm ready. Squawk!

  [Kermit the Frog opens the stage door] 

  Kermit the Frog : Okay! Start the opening woo!

  [Kermit pushes the touchscreen TV and goes back in the door] 

• Stevenson the Parrot : Whoa! Extreme closeup. Okay Hawkins. You'll looking at the inside of my wing. My wing is where I carry our stuff. Now when you want to close my wing, Just tap on any of my green feathers. If you ever want to leave my adventure, just tap on the door. If you want to load or save an adventure, just tap the load or save buttons. Tap anything else to take a closer look. Oh and uh Hawkins, hee hee, be careful where you tap okay may because I'm ticklish. Oh ho ho. Feathers! Ha ha! Feathers!

  [Stevenson laughs] 

• Rizzo the Rat : One piece of cheese on the wall. One piece of cheese. Take it down, look all around. Now we're in Bristol Town.

  Stevenson the Parrot : Bristol. Just like I've pictured it. Why don't you clean the molasses off so you can see it.

  [Gives Jim a sponge and he washes the molasses off his face] 

• Stevenson the Parrot : Now we need a ship. Why? Well we have a map to you know, Treasure Island. Squawk!

  [the fanfare horns play] 

  Rizzo the Rat : Woo Hey, hey. It sounds like intermission I'd say we get some food.

  The Great Gonzo : I'd say we find a ship. Let's head for the docks come on.

  Rizzo the Rat : Ok.

  [Rizzo and Gonzo walk off and the cart leaves] 

• Stevenson the Parrot : Um ahem, hey molasses, get a load of yourself in the mirror, looks like you need some new clothes, Pops cash register shows which outfits you can afford.

• Stevenson the Parrot : Wow! That's what I call a superhero outfit. I bet the squire will love your cape.

• Stevenson the Parrot : So there's only one rule in the Spyglass, you have to wear an eye patch, so you take yours off, hoo what a rebel brack.

• Ghost Of Captain Flint : That's two rocks Hawkins! You're either halfway to gold, or halfway to your grave! Har har har har har!

  Stevenson the Parrot : Eh thanks.

• Stevenson the Parrot : Oops, there goes the eye patch. I guess it was only a rental. Ha ha ha ha ha.

• Jeeves the Butler : [after the player knocks on the door, Jeeves opens up the door cover]  Oh splendid you're wearing a Mi sure Ed Wire original. The Squire is away on business but his half wit son will see you. Master Trelawney these visitors say they have something to show you.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh boy show and tell, Jeeves send them on up!

  Jeeves the Butler : The Squire will receive you now. Please proceed.

  [Jeeves closes the door cover and opens the door with Squire Trelawney standing inside the room] 

  Fozzie Bear : Hello there, what can I do for you? Wait I know! You've come to find my latest brainstorm it will change the world, it's called the rubber chicken ahh. How many times can I put you down for? No wait! Let me get a quilt.

  [Squire Trelawney pulls up the rubber chicken toy] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Hey, the Squire wants to play show and tell, Now you know what you want to show don't ya. The compass right? Right? Wrong! Ha ha, you show him the map. I was testing, stay on your toes Hawkins. Ha ha ha.

  [Then the player pulls out the map and shows it to the Squire and the Fanfare music plays] 

  Fozzie Bear : Wow! The map to Treasure Island. Tell you what, you have the map. I have the ship. Let's be partners. Here's the official Trelawney Seal of Passage. Show it to Mr. Arrow and he'll let you board the Hispaniola okay.

  [the Squires pet seal barks] 

  Fozzie Bear : Whoops wrong seal. Now here we are, there you go.

  [the victory music plays and the Squire gives the player the Seal of Passage which the player takes] 

  Stevenson the Parrot : Thanks for the seal Squire, Hawkins and I will meet you at the boat.

  Fozzie Bear : Gasp. Oh boy we're going on a boat to Treasure Island! Hey Jeeves, I'm going on a trip, pack my whoopee cushions! See you on the Hispaniola come on. Oh you can come too, so sensitive.

  [the seal barks] 

• Stevenson the Parrot : [When the screen shows either Disc 1, 2, or 3 picture the player is required to put in the PC drive]  The CD you want looks like this.

• Stevenson the Parrot : This is your chore list. It shows all the chores Captain Smollett would like you to do on the Hispaniola. Now the Captain honors those Cabin mates who do their chores well.

• Stevenson the Parrot : [Hawkins wakes up from his sleep in the barrel and opens the cover]  Hey hey Hawkins! Wake up! I think I hear something.

  Mad Monty : [the pirates yell, laugh and complain]  Grr. I'd say we kill the captain now! Along with that Hawkins and the other fleet! Ha ha ha! Apple anyone?

  Bad Polly : And after that, we can put that son of a bear and make a rug out of him.

  Clueless Morgan : Yeah! And then we'll dress up like ladies and big hats and pointy shoes and dance on him.

  Long John Silver : Patience you scurvy dogs! We'll take control of this ship soon enough! And if any of you mutiny before I say so! I will do to you what I'm going to do to them! I say we go ashore and find the treasure. When we return to the ship. We'll kill the lot of them! And the treasure, will be ours!

  [the pirates yell] 

  Mad Monty , Clueless Morgan , Angel Marie : Yeah! Grr! Murder!

  The Great Gonzo : Why those little worms!

  Rizzo the Rat : And speaking of worms, I'm hungry. Where's breakfast?

• Long John Silver : Hey mate! Come a little closer won't ya. I need a hand here before shoving off to the island. And be quick about it! The tide is coming in!

  The Great Gonzo : Be quick about it? I'll give him quick about it!

  Rizzo the Rat : Yeah I've got a good mind to tweak his nose!

  The Great Gonzo : Ooh. That sounds like fun. Could you do me next?

  Rizzo the Rat : Oh get out of here!

  Long John Silver : Hawkins mate! Will you do old Long John a favor and hand him his crutch? I can't reach it from here!

  Stevenson the Parrot : Okay Hawkins. I guess you should help the one legged man. You know the nice one legged man who we overheard saying going to kidnap you and steal the treasure and kill everyone on board ship and Wait wrong! Don't don't don't help the one legged man hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

  Long John Silver : Grab him boys!

  [Hawkins gets captured and blindfolded by Mad Monty regardless of whether or not the player hand clicks the crutch or not] 

  Mad Monty : Gotcha! You're coming with us!

  [Gonzo gasps and the pirates puts Hawkins in the jolly boat] 

  The Great Gonzo : Gasp! Whoa Hawkins! Aggh!

  Long John Silver : Heh heh heh. We got you now Hawkins! The captain can't maroon us on the island with you on board.

  Clueless Morgan : Good thinking boss.

• Stevenson the Parrot : We won! We won Hawkins! Hah! I was with you all the way! I'll be uh nestling with the treasure if you need me. Coming!

  Long John Silver : Hey mate! Boo! Sorry for startling you. I couldn't let you go without saying goodbye. I reserved a little for me self. So Don't you worry about me. But you, you found the real treasure here mate. Your friends. Sail with good friends like these and you'll travel as far as your dreams can take you. So, say goodbye to your old friend John. I have a feeling, we'll be meeting again. See you mate!

  Sam the Eagle : Welcome aboard Cabin Mate Hawkins! That was some very unsafe activity out there! Good work.

  Kermit the Frog : Umm. Thank you Mr. Arrow and thanks to you too Hawkins. Without you at the helm, we could have never made it this far. Now, raise the anchor and sound the cannon! Our voyage home has begun Yay!

  The Great Gonzo : You heard the Captain. Fire on the cannon!

  Beaker : Uh oh! Whoa!

  [the cannon fires Mr. Beaker who flies across the room and the end credits begin]