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Season 1


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 1: Episode 1 -- Clip: Season 1 - Episode 7 - Brian: Portrait of a Dog
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Season 1, Episode 1: Death Has a Shadow

Original Air Date—31 January 1999
Peter loses his job, but ends up getting rich off welfare.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 1: Episode 2 -- Peter instigates a game of "I never".
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Season 1, Episode 2: I Never Met the Dead Man

Original Air Date—11 April 1999
After crashing into the town's TV transmitter, Peter discovers life without television.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 148:30 PMTBS

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 1: Episode 3 -- Stewie tries to recruit other babies in his battle against returning to the womb.
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Season 1, Episode 3: Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Original Air Date—18 April 1999
Stewie has his first birthday, while Meg makes a new friend.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 148:00 PMTBS

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 1: Episode 4 -- A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walk into a bar...
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Season 1, Episode 4: Mind Over Murder

Original Air Date—25 April 1999
Confined to house arrest, Peter opens a bar in the basement.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 1: Episode 5 -- A woman thinks that Brian is panting over her.
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Season 1, Episode 5: A Hero Sits Next Door

Original Air Date—2 May 1999
Peter gets jealous when the new neighbor starts stealing the spotlight.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 1: Episode 6 -- Stewie accidentally walks in on Peter and Louis while they have sex.

Season 1, Episode 6: The Son Also Draws

Original Air Date—9 May 1999
The Griffins head to New York in order to re-gain Chris entry back into the Boy Scouts which Chris doesn't even want to be in. But on the way the decide to stop at an Indian casino. Once there Lois loses all of the family's money and then the car.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 1: Episode 7 -- Brian gets upset at society for the way it treats dogs.
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Season 1, Episode 7: Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Original Air Date—16 May 1999
Brian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.

Season 2


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 1 -- Clip: Season 2 - Episode 9 - If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
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Season 2, Episode 1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Original Air Date—23 September 1999
Peter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 2 -- Quagmire tries to seduce Lois.
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Season 2, Episode 2: Holy Crap

Original Air Date—30 September 1999
Peter's ultra-religious father causes trouble when he comes to live with the family.

Season 2, Episode 3: Da Boom

Original Air Date—26 December 1999
The Griffins survive a Y2K atomic holocaust and attempt to rebuild civilization.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 4 -- Peter has a one on one with Brian.
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Season 2, Episode 4: Brian in Love

Original Air Date—7 March 2000
Brian suffers from a mid-life crisis that may be due to unrequited love.
Next US airings:
Sat. Dec. 1911:00 PMCW
Sun. Dec. 207:00 PMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 5 -- When the townspeople fight over who gets to keep the trophy, Peter suggests a game of Russian roulette.

Season 2, Episode 5: Love Thy Trophy

Original Air Date—14 March 2000
Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips at her new job as a waitress by telling everyone she's unwed, teenage mother of Stewie.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 6 -- Lois thinks that the only way Death will spare Peter's life is if she sleeps with him.
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Season 2, Episode 6: Death Is a Bitch

Original Air Date—21 March 2000
In an attempt to avoid paying expensive hospital bill, Peter says that he is dead on hospital sign-out sheet. Later that night he visited by Death who has come to take him away. While chasing Peter down, Death twists his ankle and cannot fulfill his duties. So Peter must take his place.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 218:30 PMTBS

Season 2, Episode 7: The King Is Dead

Original Air Date—28 March 2000
Peter takes over Lois' production of The King and I.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 8 -- Be sure to tell them how good they look every day.

Season 2, Episode 8: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Original Air Date—28 March 2000
After being sued for sexual harassment, Peter is forced to attend sensitivity training seminar. After failing miserably Peter is then sent to an all women's retreat. Upon returning Peter has a new personality and a new outlook upon life. Both of which are exactly like that of a woman's.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 1710:00 PMTBS
Sat. Dec. 1911:30 PMCW
Mon. Dec. 211:30 AMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 9 -- Peter informs Lois that he's leaving her for another man and Chris is in charge.
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Season 2, Episode 9: If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Original Air Date—4 April 2000
Peter's attempt to un-cancel a TV show gets him worshiped as a god.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 10 -- The Griffins suggest ways that Chris can lose weight.
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Season 2, Episode 10: Running Mates

Original Air Date—11 April 2000
Peter and Lois face off in a school board election.

Season 2, Episode 11: A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

Original Air Date—18 April 2000
Chris' artwork gets discovered by a famous critic.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 12 -- Brian gets a look at Peter's penis during the Quahog Clam Day celebration.

Season 2, Episode 12: Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Original Air Date—25 April 2000
Meg's plan to embarrass her family backfires.

Season 2, Episode 13: Road to Rhode Island

Original Air Date—30 May 2000
Brian and Stewie have to make their way across the US.

Season 2, Episode 14: Let's Go to the Hop

Original Air Date—6 June 2000
Peter goes undercover to stop a toad-licking epidemic.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 1410:30 PMTBS

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 15 -- Stewie falls in love with a fellow daycare inmate.
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Season 2, Episode 15: Dammit Janet

Original Air Date—13 June 2000
Stewie discovers love at the day care center.

Season 2, Episode 16: There's Something About Paulie

Original Air Date—27 June 2000
Peter has to repay a mafia debt by playing babysitter for Big Fat Paulie.

Season 2, Episode 17: He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Original Air Date—27 June 2000
Liposuction turns Peter beautiful, but insufferable.

Season 2, Episode 18: E. Peterbus Unum

Original Air Date—12 July 2000
Peter's home becomes an independent nation and goes to war with the US.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 2: Episode 19 -- Stewie tries to pick up some babes at Brown University.
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Season 2, Episode 19: The Story on Page One

Original Air Date—18 July 2000
Meg gets the lead story in her school paper, but it's not the one she wrote.

Season 2, Episode 20: Wasted Talent

Original Air Date—25 July 2000
Peter becomes a master pianist as long as he's drunk.

Season 2, Episode 21: Fore, Father

Original Air Date—1 August 2000
Peter becomes a golf mentor to Cleveland's son.

Season 3


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 1 -- Brian uncovers a drug ring made up of midgets disguised as children.
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Season 3, Episode 1: The Thin White Line

Original Air Date—11 July 2001
Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 2 -- The show begins with scenes of what supposedly happened in the previous episode.

Season 3, Episode 2: Brian Does Hollywood

Original Air Date—18 July 2001
Brian moves to Hollywood and becomes a porn director.

Season 3, Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Original Air Date—25 July 2001
Peter becomes a tobacco lobbyist.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 4 -- Peter and his buddies get locked up.
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Season 3, Episode 4: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

Original Air Date—1 August 2001
Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 5 -- Peter's magic trick freaks Chris out.
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Season 3, Episode 5: And the Wiener Is...

Original Air Date—8 August 2001
Peter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 6 -- Peter thinks he and Cleveland are being chased by ghost.
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Season 3, Episode 6: Death Lives

Original Air Date—15 August 2001
Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 7 -- Cleveland has one exception for his disdain of public urination.
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Season 3, Episode 7: Lethal Weapons

Original Air Date—22 August 2001
Lois becomes a master martial artist, but can she control herself?

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 8 -- The news covers an airplane crash where no one was hurt and speculates on how much worse it could have been.

Season 3, Episode 8: The Kiss Seen Around the World

Original Air Date—29 August 2001
Meg develops a crush on the local news anchor, Tom Tucker, so decides to take a internship at the news station as a junior anchor. But, much to her dismay her fellow anchor is Neil Goldman. A nerd from her school who's only goal in life is to be with Meg.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 9 -- Lois and the kids run into Peter while he prostitutes himself.
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Season 3, Episode 9: Mr. Saturday Knight

Original Air Date—5 September 2001
Tired of being stuck at his dead end job, Peter decides to invite his boss, Mr. Weed, over for dinner in hopes that he we'll give him a promotion. Not long after Peter gets his promotion, his boss chokes on a roll and dies. After Mr. Weed's funeral Peter and his fellow factory workers are informed that the factory is being torn down. With some persuasion from Lois, Peter then decides to fulfill his lifetime dream of being a Renaissance Fair knight.

Season 3, Episode 10: A Fish Out of Water

Original Air Date—19 September 2001
Peter tries his hand at deep sea fishing.

Season 3, Episode 11: Emission Impossible

Original Air Date—8 November 2001
Stewie panics when Lois and Peter think about having another kid.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 1710:30 PMTBS

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 12 -- Stewie sings and plays the banjo with a group of Southerners.

Season 3, Episode 12: To Love and Die in Dixie

Original Air Date—15 November 2001
The family has to move south as part of the Witness Protection Program.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 171:00 AMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 13 -- Stewie thinks about the place he likes to relax.
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Season 3, Episode 13: Screwed the Pooch

Original Air Date—29 November 2001
Peter finally connects with his father-in-law, while Brian can't control his libido.
Next US airings:
Wed. Dec. 161:00 AMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 14 -- Cleveland Takes Peter for a ride on his motorcycle.

Season 3, Episode 14: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Original Air Date—6 December 2001
While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts.

Season 3, Episode 15: Ready, Willing and Disabled

Original Air Date—20 December 2001
Peter coaches Joe to victory in the Special People's Games.
Next US airings:
Tue. Dec. 151:00 AMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 16 -- Creator/executive producer Seth MacFarlane remembers that during the beginning of the series many of the themes involved death.
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Season 3, Episode 16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Original Air Date—21 December 2001
A series of setbacks shakes Lois' faith in the spirit of Christmas.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 219:30 PMTBS

Season 3, Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Original Air Date—17 January 2002
Brian finds his true love, while Peter raises a family of birds.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 18 -- Peter and Lois invite Jeff, the boy Meg likes, to their home.

Season 3, Episode 18: From Method to Madness

Original Air Date—24 January 2002
Stewie becomes a stage star and Meg falls for a nudist.
Next US airings:
Sat. Dec. 191:00 AMCW
Mon. Dec. 219:00 PMTBS

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 19 -- Peter hears Cleveland and his wife having sex.
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Season 3, Episode 19: Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Original Air Date—31 January 2002
Peter and Lois try dating other people.
Next US airings:
Fri. Dec. 181:00 AMCW

Season 3, Episode 20: Road to Europe

Original Air Date—7 February 2002
Brian follows Stewie to Europe, while Peter and Lois follow Kiss.
Next US airings:
Wed. Dec. 231:00 AMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 21 -- Peter uses one of his three wishes, granted by a gene, to have not bones.
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Season 3, Episode 21: Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Original Air Date—14 February 2002
Three shorts based on viewer mail. In "No Bones About It", Peter is granted three wishes by a magical Genie. The Griffins become superheroes after being exposed to toxic waste in "Super Griffins". In "Li'l Griffins", a young Peter and Quagmire set out to spend the night in a haunted house to impress a young Lois.
Next US airings:
Tue. Dec. 221:00 AMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 3: Episode 22 -- Lois gets Brian to tell her where Peter and Chris are.
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Season 3, Episode 22: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Original Air Date—9 November 2003
Peter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.

Season 4


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 1 -- Brian and Stewie go to Tom Tucker's house.

Season 4, Episode 1: North by North Quahog

Original Air Date—1 May 2005
Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon in Mel Gibson's hotel room.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 241:00 AMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 2 -- Peter remembers the time he made a water slide inside the house.
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Season 4, Episode 2: Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Original Air Date—8 May 2005
Chris gets seduced by a homicidal teacher.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 3 -- Peter creates a new lovable character to be remembered by.
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Season 4, Episode 3: Blind Ambition

Original Air Date—15 May 2005
Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 4 -- Meg becomes popular after getting a physical makeover.
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Season 4, Episode 4: Don't Make Me Over

Original Air Date—5 June 2005
After a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 5 -- Lois explains to Cleveland that sometimes ladies like a man who takes charge.
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Season 4, Episode 5: The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Original Air Date—12 June 2005
Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 6 -- Peter invites seven prostitutes to Cleveland's house to frame him for prostitution.

Season 4, Episode 6: Petarded

Original Air Date—19 June 2005
After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually mentally retarded.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 7 -- Peter gets Cleveland ready for an audition.
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Season 4, Episode 7: Brian the Bachelor

Original Air Date—26 June 2005
Brian appears on a dating show, while Chris takes advice from his pimple.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 8 -- Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Chris have a contest to see who can go the longest without puking.
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Season 4, Episode 8: 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Original Air Date—10 July 2005
Peter resorts to selling Meg in order to pay off his pharmacy tab.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 9 -- Griffin and Quagmire use their skills to break into Carter Pewterschmidt's vault.
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Season 4, Episode 9: Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Original Air Date—17 July 2005
Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 10 -- Peter remembers the time he took ecstasy.
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Season 4, Episode 10: Model Misbehavior

Original Air Date—24 July 2005
Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamor life.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 11 -- Stewie plays marco polo with Helen Keller.
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Season 4, Episode 11: Peter's Got Woods

Original Air Date—11 September 2005
Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 12 -- The guys are stranded on an island without any women and decide that something must be done to fulfill a certain need.
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Season 4, Episode 12: The Perfect Castaway

Original Air Date—18 September 2005
Peter gets rescued after being lost at sea for months, but comes home to find things have changed.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 13 -- Peter takes advantage of his new company's policy.

Season 4, Episode 13: Jungle Love

Original Air Date—25 September 2005
To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America to join the Peace Corp. When Peter and the family come to get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe and goes about exploiting the tribe.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 14 -- The FCC censors peter at his home.
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Season 4, Episode 14: PTV

Original Air Date—6 November 2005
After an incident at the Emmys the FCC overreacts and begins to censor anything and everything that may be viewed as unpleasant. So Peter gets the idea to start his own cable network dedicated to all of the "smut" television once offered. Lois, naturally being uncomfortable with this contacts the FCC who then shuts Peter down. Feeling that shutting him down is not enough the FCC then decides to begin censoring life.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 15 -- Stewie accidentally videotapes Meg undressing.
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Season 4, Episode 15: Brian Goes Back to College

Original Air Date—13 November 2005
Brian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 16 -- Brian tries to cheer Peter up with a little song and dance.

Season 4, Episode 16: The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Original Air Date—20 November 2005
Peter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 17 -- Peter has his first support group meeting.
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Season 4, Episode 17: Fat Guy Strangler

Original Air Date—27 November 2005
Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 18 -- Peter remembers how he lost his virginity.
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Season 4, Episode 18: The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Original Air Date—18 December 2005
During one of his visits Peter's father, Francis, discovers that Stewie has never been baptized, so without Lois' permission Peter and Francis go to church and have him baptized. Upon discovering this, Lois convinces Peter that Stewie should have been able to worship whomever he wanted regardless of his father's religion. Naturally Peter interprets Lois' wisdom the wrong way so decides to start his own religious group that praises the television character, Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 149:30 PMTBS

Season 4, Episode 19: Brian Sings & Swings

Original Air Date—8 January 2006
Brian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 20 -- Stewie hits Brian up for the money he owes him.
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Season 4, Episode 20: Patriot Games

Original Air Date—29 January 2006
After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 21 -- Cleveland asks Quagmire if he has a banana.
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Season 4, Episode 21: I Take Thee, Quagmire

Original Air Date—12 March 2006
Quagmire falls in love with and marries the Maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 22 -- Peter sings for a group of prisoners.
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Season 4, Episode 22: Sibling Rivalry

Original Air Date—26 March 2006
Peter is set to have a vasectomy against his will, but has an accident at the sperm bank, which causes Stewie's rival sibling to be born. Meanwhile, Lois gains weight after an angry Peter refuses to have sex with her anymore.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 23 -- Brian and Stewie disguise themselves in order to get evidence against Mayor West.
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Season 4, Episode 23: Deep Throats

Original Air Date—9 April 2006
While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 24 -- Peter and his father-in-law sell marijuana to Meg.
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Season 4, Episode 24: Peterotica

Original Air Date—23 April 2006
Peter becomes a best-selling erotica book author. But a lawsuit puts his investor--Lois's father--in the poorhouse and forces him to move in with the Griffins.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 25 -- Stewie makes fun of Jasper's way of speaking.

Season 4, Episode 25: You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

Original Air Date—30 April 2006
Brians gay cousin Jasper comes to town for a visit to see Brian. He then meets a guy he likes, but Mayor West won't let them be married.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 26 -- The Griffins hire a spiritual medium to get Stewie back from the spirit world.
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Season 4, Episode 26: Petergeist

Original Air Date—7 May 2006
When Joe buys a new home theater system, Peter gets jealous and decides to build a multiplex movie theater in his back yard. But while doing so, he finds a human skull. It begins haunting the Griffin house, and Stewie gets sucked through a portal into the realm of the dead.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 27 -- Nate invents the Department of Motor Vehicles to get back at the white man.
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Season 4, Episode 27: Untitled Griffin Family History

Original Air Date—14 May 2006
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 28 -- Stewie is drunk at the breakfast table.

Season 4, Episode 28: Stewie B. Goode

Original Air Date—21 May 2006
A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.

Season 4, Episode 29: Bango Was His Name Oh

Original Air Date—21 May 2006
Stewie searches a man he saw on TV whom he believes is his real father.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 4: Episode 30 -- The Griffins of the future.
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Season 4, Episode 30: Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Original Air Date—21 May 2006
Stewie meets his future self, who lives a pathetic life.

Season 5


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 1 -- Stewie loses a tooth after biting on one of his toys. Stewie then learns about the tooth fairy which freaks him out.
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Season 5, Episode 1: Stewie Loves Lois

Original Air Date—10 September 2006
After Lois saves Stewie's bear, Rupert, he begins to appreciate her more than ever. But Lois soon grows tired of this attention. At the same time, Peter goes to court suing Dr. Heartman of sexual harassment.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 2 -- Peter prank calls his mother to stop her from making out with Tom Tucker until Lois hits Peter in the head with a frying pan for tickling her.

Season 5, Episode 2: Mother Tucker

Original Air Date—17 September 2006
Peter's mom starts dating TV anchor Tom Tucker, causing Peter to turn to him as the father figure he always wanted. And Brian and Stewie begin hosting their own raunchy radio program.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 3 -- Peter does something stupid in a decompression chamber.
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Season 5, Episode 3: Hell Comes to Quahog

Original Air Date—24 September 2006
Meg takes a job at the local "superstore," but the store causes Peter to lose his job and his electricity. So he becomes the store's most vocal critic--until it offers him a job.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 218:00 PMTBS

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 4 -- Stewie and Brian carjack someone.
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Season 5, Episode 4: Saving Private Brian

Original Air Date—5 November 2006
Stewie and Brian join the army, go through basic training, and are sent to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band until Peter and Lois get Marilyn Manson to talk him out of it.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 147:30 PMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 5 -- Brian's new girlfriend Jillian is pretty but not very bright. Her friends on the other hand are morons.
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Season 5, Episode 5: Whistle While Your Wife Works

Original Air Date—12 November 2006
Lois does Peter's work at the brewery while he recovers from getting his fingers surgically reattached, and Brian doesn't want the family to know that he's dating an idiot.
Next US airings:
Tue. Dec. 157:30 PMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 6 -- Kyle disrespects Peter and gets disrespected in return.
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Season 5, Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears

Original Air Date—19 November 2006
Lois becomes the high school sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views. So she is replaced by a Christian group that uses fear, misinformation and lies to promote abstinence.
Next US airings:
Wed. Dec. 167:30 PMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 7 -- Peter taunts an octopus, but the octopus gets revenge.
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Season 5, Episode 7: Chick Cancer

Original Air Date—26 November 2006
Stewie tries to win over a retired child actress, and Peter becomes a fan of "chick movies" and makes his own.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 177:30 PMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 8 -- Glen Quagmire gives his passengers a little information before takeoff.
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Season 5, Episode 8: Barely Legal

Original Air Date—17 December 2006
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom and Brian ends up going with Meg.
Next US airings:
Fri. Dec. 187:30 PMCW

Season 5, Episode 9: Road to Rupert

Original Air Date—28 January 2007
Stewie and Brian travel to Aspen to find the man that Brian sold Rupert to on accident at a garage sale, and Meg becomes Peter's personal driver after Peter temporarily loses his driving privileges.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 1411:30 PMTOON
Tue. Dec. 153:30 AMTOON
Mon. Dec. 217:30 PMCW

Season 5, Episode 10: Peter's Two Dads

Original Air Date—11 February 2007
After Peter's dad passes away, he learns that he's not his biological father. So he and Brian travel to Ireland to find his real father.
Next US airings:
Tue. Dec. 1511:00 PMTOON
Wed. Dec. 163:00 AMTOON
Tue. Dec. 227:30 PMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 11 -- Lois can't get Peter to stop singing "Surfin' Bird".
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Season 5, Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Original Air Date—18 February 2007
Peter becomes the neighborhood bully after trying to take care of Chris's bully, and Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in the tanning bed too long.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 1410:00 PMTBS
Tue. Dec. 1511:30 PMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 12 -- A musical interlude from the Prom Night Dumpster Baby.
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Season 5, Episode 12: Airport '07

Original Air Date—4 March 2007
Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 13 -- Peter has worked out once and it has gone to his head.
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Season 5, Episode 13: Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

Original Air Date—11 March 2007
Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.
Next US airings:
Wed. Dec. 1611:00 PMTOON
Thur. Dec. 173:00 AMTOON
Thur. Dec. 247:30 PMCW

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 14 -- A parody of Tyra turning into a lizard while talking to one of her models.
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Season 5, Episode 14: No Meals on Wheels

Original Air Date—25 March 2007
After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50,000, he and Lois open their own restaurant. Peter is dismayed, however, when Joe and all of his handicapped friends begin using the restaurant as their hangout, and bans them all. This leads to a huge showdown and an ironic fate for Peter.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 149:00 PMTBS
Thur. Dec. 1711:00 PMTOON
Fri. Dec. 183:00 AMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 15 -- The porn they make for senior citizens.

Season 5, Episode 15: Boys Do Cry

Original Air Date—29 April 2007
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 1711:30 PMTOON
Fri. Dec. 183:30 AMTOON
Mon. Dec. 2110:30 PMTBS

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 16 -- Lois forces the family to go to the ballet. Stewie compares being dragged to the ballet to slavery.
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Season 5, Episode 16: No Chris Left Behind

Original Air Date—6 May 2007
After being expelled by his school for dragging down their average standardized test scores, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, which forces his family to struggle to pay the tuition.
Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 2111:30 PMTOON
Tue. Dec. 223:30 AMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 17 -- The Griffins arrive to spend the weekend at Glenn Quagmire's cabin in the mountains and discover it has some interesting amenities.
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Season 5, Episode 17: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Original Air Date—13 May 2007
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
Next US airings:
Tue. Dec. 2211:00 PMTOON
Wed. Dec. 233:00 AMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 5: Episode 18 -- Quagmire tells the guys that he discovered that women have a fourth hole.
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Season 5, Episode 18: Meet the Quagmires

Original Air Date—20 May 2007
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He end up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire.
Next US airings:
Tue. Dec. 2211:30 PMTOON
Wed. Dec. 233:30 AMTOON

Season 6


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 1 -- When the power goes out, Peter decides to tell his family the story of "Star Wars.''
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Season 6, Episode 1: Blue Harvest

Original Air Date—23 September 2007
With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
Next US airings:
Sun. Dec. 2010:30 PMTOON
Sun. Dec. 2011:00 PMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 2 -- Stewie complains to Brian from the kitchen that they are out of graham crackers.
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Season 6, Episode 2: Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Original Air Date—30 September 2007
Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in too to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.
Next US airings:
Wed. Dec. 2311:00 PMTOON
Thur. Dec. 243:00 AMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 3 -- Peter and the Guys try to break Joe's legs.
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Season 6, Episode 3: Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

Original Air Date—7 October 2007
Joe has a new surgery performed on him which allows him to walk. But the new Joe then abandons all of his old friends because they're all a bunch of lazy losers.
Next US airings:
Wed. Dec. 2311:30 PMTOON
Thur. Dec. 243:30 AMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 4 -- Peter breast feeds Stewie.
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Season 6, Episode 4: Stewie Kills Lois

Original Air Date—4 November 2007
Stewie kills his mother Lois. But one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 2411:00 PMTOON
Fri. Dec. 253:00 AMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 5 -- Lois attacks Stewie in the Oval Office.
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Season 6, Episode 5: Lois Kills Stewie

Original Air Date—4 November 2007
With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.
Next US airings:
Thur. Dec. 2411:30 PMTOON
Fri. Dec. 253:30 AMTOON

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 6 -- Peter images what he would be like if he took a job as a nanny.

Season 6, Episode 6: Padre de Familia

Original Air Date—18 November 2007
Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 7 -- Peter beats up a girl after she insults Meg.
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Season 6, Episode 7: Peter's Daughter

Original Air Date—25 November 2007
Meg is admitted to hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 8 -- Peter thinks he can speak Italian because he has a mustache.
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Season 6, Episode 8: McStroke

Original Air Date—13 January 2008
Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 9 -- Peter, Lois and Stewie watch a lasik eye center commercial.
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Season 6, Episode 9: Back to the Woods

Original Air Date—17 February 2008
James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family. Peter responds by stealing Woods's identity and ruining his career.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 10 -- Lois, Brian and Peter are on vacation in Martha's Vineyard where Brian is getting an award. Lois compliments Brian's flea dip, Brian extols Lois' inspirational virtues and Peter farts.
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Season 6, Episode 10: Play It Again, Brian

Original Air Date—2 March 2008
Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 11 -- Brian's delinquent son shows up to live with the family.
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Season 6, Episode 11: The Former Life of Brian

Original Air Date—27 April 2008
When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 6: Episode 12 -- Peter catches a bullfrog for Chris.
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Season 6, Episode 12: Long John Peter

Original Air Date—4 May 2008
Peter feigns the life as a Pirate when he gets a pet Parrot. He terrorizes his neighbors and creates havoc in Quahog. When Chris takes Brian to the vet, Chris falls in love with the lovely intern Anna.

Season 7


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 1 -- Cleveland has more women than he can handle.
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Season 7, Episode 1: Love Blactually

Original Air Date—28 September 2008
Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.

Season 7, Episode 2: I Dream of Jesus

Original Air Date—5 October 2008
Peter discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store and Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 3 -- Stewie flirts with a pilot that saved him and his crew, but the pilot takes the flirting a step further than Stewie anticipated.
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Season 7, Episode 3: Road to Germany

Original Air Date—19 October 2008
Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 4 -- Stewie drinks a soda and has a strong desire to run.
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Season 7, Episode 4: Baby Not on Board

Original Air Date—2 November 2008
The Griffins go on vacation but accidentally leave Stewie at home.

Season 7, Episode 5: The Man with Two Brians

Original Air Date—9 November 2008
Peter gets the Griffins a new dog to eventually replace Brian because he is getting too old.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 6 -- Peter builds a robot for work but it does not perform as he expected.
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Season 7, Episode 6: Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Original Air Date—16 November 2008
Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery. Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy the nightclub, and Stewie turns it into a trendy hotspot.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 7 -- Joe discusses his lack of confidence with his wife while she changes is diaper.
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Season 7, Episode 7: Ocean's Three and a Half

Original Air Date—15 February 2009
The guys try to find a way to help Joe and Bonnie get money to pay their hospital bills after their baby is born, a baby that Stewie has a crush on

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 8 -- Peter's retarded horse licks his butt while he sleeps.
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Season 7, Episode 8: Family Gay

Original Air Date—8 March 2009
Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 9 -- Peter and the guys get into a pillow fight that turns ugly.
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Season 7, Episode 9: The Juice Is Loose!

Original Air Date—15 March 2009
Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 10 -- Peter and Chris question Meg's writing contribution as they develop the new show Handi-Quacks.
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Season 7, Episode 10: FOX-y Lady

Original Air Date—22 March 2009
Lois gets a job as an anchor at Fox News, while Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 11 -- Meg tries to persuade Brian in believing in God by having him fetch a cross.
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Season 7, Episode 11: Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Original Air Date—29 March 2009
Meg finds religion while in bed with the Mumps, and reveals to the community that Brian is an Atheist. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a transporter to bring the cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" to Quahog.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 12 -- A kinder news report.
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Season 7, Episode 12: 420

Original Air Date—19 April 2009
Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 13 -- Chris cheats on his popular new girlfriend.
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Season 7, Episode 13: Stew-Roids

Original Air Date—26 April 2009
Stewie begins taking steroids after he is beat up by a baby girl, and Chris begins dating one of the most popular girls in the school.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 14 -- Lauren Conrad might be the love of Brian’s life.
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Season 7, Episode 14: We Love You Conrad

Original Air Date—3 May 2009
Brian dates "Hills" star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 15 -- Stewie forces the author to write his favorite story.
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Season 7, Episode 15: Three Kings

Original Air Date—10 May 2009
A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 7: Episode 16 -- King Stewart's wedding is interrupted by a commercial.
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Season 7, Episode 16: Peter's Progress

Original Air Date—17 May 2009
The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.

Season 8


"Family Guy" (1999): Season 8: Episode 1 -- Stewie and Brian travel to a world where the roles of humans and dogs are reversed.
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Season 8, Episode 1: Road to the Multiverse

Original Air Date—27 September 2009

Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 1411:00 PMTOON
Tue. Dec. 153:00 AMTOON

Season 8, Episode 2: Family Goy

Original Air Date—4 October 2009
When Peter and Lois find out that Lois' mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides that the Griffins will adopt the Jewish faith, until a vision of his dead father changes his mind.

Season 8, Episode 3: Spies Reminiscent of Us

Original Air Date—11 October 2009
With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that mayor Adam West is a Cold War sleeper agent. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, and Joe start an improv comedy group.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 8: Episode 4 -- Chris tries to prove that the evil monkey does exist.
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Season 8, Episode 4: Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Original Air Date—8 November 2009
When Brian snags an older woman, he’s the laughingstock of the family, but things get really bad when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy.
Next US airings:
Sun. Dec. 209:00 PMFox

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 8: Episode 5 -- Brian learns that his date for the evening has stood him up.

Season 8, Episode 5: Hannah Banana

Original Air Date—8 November 2009
Brian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus before her concert in Quahog, and they discover a secret about her identity. Meanwhile, the family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 8: Episode 6 -- Quagmire proves father doesn’t always know best.
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Season 8, Episode 6: Quagmire's Baby

Original Air Date—15 November 2009
Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 8: Episode 7 -- Peter searches for a replacement friend.
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Season 8, Episode 7: Jerome Is the New Black

Original Air Date—22 November 2009
The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 8: Episode 8 -- It's just a dog's life for Brian.

Season 8, Episode 8: Dog Gone

Original Air Date—29 November 2009
When Brian accidentally kills another dog he is surprised to see that no one cares so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn't listen to Peter.

"Family Guy" (1999): Season 8: Episode 9 -- Peter celebrates the season as a corporate mogul.
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Season 8, Episode 9: Business Guy

Original Air Date—13 December 2009

Next US airings:
Mon. Dec. 2111:00 PMTOON
Tue. Dec. 223:00 AMTOON

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