Osmosis Jones (2001) Poster

(2001)

William Shatner: Mayor Phlegmming

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  • Mayor Phlegming : Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.

  • Reporter : What do you have to say to all the hair follicles recently laid off form the scalp?

    Mayor Phlegming : There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.

  • Leah : Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather.

    Mayor Phlegming : We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.

    Leah : Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right?

    Mayor Phlegming : Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny.

    Leah : You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.

    Mayor Phlegming : Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?

  • Mayor Phlegming : Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm.

    Drix : 'For the temporary relief of symptoms associated with... '

    Mayor Phlegming : Exactly! Temporary. You're nothing but a wannabe, a placebo, a generic brand. Marked-down, over-the-counter, useless Tic-Tac! NOW, GET OUT OF MY BODY!

  • Mayor Phlegming : You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed.

  • Police Chief : Jones, in my office!

    Osmosis Jones : Hey, hey! Who died? Other than Thrax, that is.

    [turns to Leah] 

    Osmosis Jones : Brandy, I mean Leah, what are you doing here?

    Mayor Phlegming : You really did it now, Jones.

    Osmosis Jones : Mr. Mayor! I didn't see you back there!

    Mayor Phlegming : Disregarding orders, destruction of public fresh, popping a pimple without a permit! What the heck were you doing there?

    Osmosis Jones : What was I doing? I was promoting good health, sir!

    Mayor Phlegming : Oh, is that what you call it.

    Drix : Sir, he was a lethal virus, if we hadn't stop him.

    Osmosis Jones : We'd be fried eggs off of Frank's butt!

    Mayor Phlegming : Watch your mouth, kid, talk like that could cause a panic!

    Osmosis Jones : At least, that would start people thinking about what's going on in this body, instead of thinking about some stupid trip!

    Drix : Okay, Jones. You want us to start thinking? Well, here's a thought: YOU'RE FIRED!

    [Osmosis Jones began to shocked] 

    Drix : Uh, sir.

    Leah : Mr. Mayor.

    Mayor Phlegming : I'll need your badge, mister.

    Osmosis Jones : Figures... I finally do something for Frank and I get fired.

    [puts the badges on the table. Osmosis glares at Leah and leaves] 

    Leah : Osmosis.

    Drix : Please, without Jones, Frank could have been a mortal danger.

    Mayor Phlegming : Ohh, mortal danger, mmm. You'd love to prove that, wouldn't you, Drixenol? Get your name written up in the New England journal of medicine. Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm.

    Drix : [sees that on his arm]  For the temporary relief of symptoms associated with...

    Mayor Phlegming : Exactly. Temporary. You're nothing but a wannabe, a placebo, a generic brand, marked down over the counter useless tic-tac!

    [Drix gasps, shocked in horror] 

    Mayor Phlegming : Now, get out of my BODY!

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