- Capt. James T. Quirk: Is there intelligent life there?
- Mr. 'Squatty' Squat: I don't see how there could be intelligent life, sir, after all, it is inhabited by a race of females.
- Yeoman Gland: That's not very fair, Mr. Squat. I'm sure the conditions on the planet are fine, except for just a few days out of each month.