Mimi Miyagi: Yeoman Gland

Quotes 

• Capt. James T. Quirk : Is there intelligent life there?

  Mr. 'Squatty' Squat : I don't see how there could be intelligent life, sir, after all, it is inhabited by a race of females.

  Yeoman Gland : That's not very fair, Mr. Squat. I'm sure the conditions on the planet are fine, except for just a few days out of each month.