Terror Firmer (1999)
Gary Hrbek: Toddster
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Quotes
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Toddster : Who is *that*?
Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2 : Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?
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Mysterious Woman : [after stabbing Toddster in the head and tearing out a chunk of his brain] This is your brain.
Toddster : Dude, my brain!
[She puts the brain into a frying pan filled with cocaine]
Mysterious Woman : And this is your brain on drugs!
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[approaching a woman on the dance floor]
Toddster : Hey, baby. Do fries go with that shake?
Mysterious Woman : Tell me... what is that fountain over there?
Toddster : That's Thor, the god of love.
Mysterious Woman : Thor is the god of thunder! Not love. But why quivel?
Toddster : [chuckles] Yeah, quivel.
Mysterious Woman : Tell me... what's your name?
Toddster : Todd. Most people call me the Toddster.
Mysterious Woman : Do you live in this house Todd... ster?
Toddster : Right upstairs.
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DJ : Hey, you seen Christine?
Andy : I thought she went outside to practice her lines. Didn't you know that?
DJ : I knew that. Everyone thinks that DJ doesn't know shit! DJ knows shit! I know where Christine is. She's with that grip Nikolai again!
[Andy and Tina walk off and approach the Toddster]
Andy : Hey Todd, are you gonna be ready in five?
Toddster : I would be ready now if the fact that our fearless leader, our "brilliant" director, didn't blow out my sound system with his ultra-real 44 Magnum blast in that last scene.
Tina - Script Girl : So, how long then?
Toddster : Long enough for you to suck the Todd rod, and for you to be gurgilling with the Todd wadd!
Andy : [grabs Toddster's crotch] That's enough!
Toddster : What the fuck, dude! I'll put up with the awful cheese sandwiches for lunch. I'll put up with the crew on this set that fucking sucks! But I draw the line at ball crunching! I quit! I fucking quit! The Toddster is out of here and I'm taking my sound equipment with me. Sayonadra suckers!