Garfield in Paradise (1986 TV Short)
Julie Payne: Mai-Tai, Stewardess
Quotes
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[a stewardess meets Jon and Garfield boarding the plane]
Stewardess : [to Jon] Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling?
Jon Arbuckle : [mumbling; almost incoherent] Third class.
Stewardess : What section, sir?
Jon Arbuckle : [clears throat; whispering] Third class.
Stewardess : I can't hear you.
Jon Arbuckle : [shouting] Third class!
Stewardess : Oh... you're seated at the rear of the plane with the rest of the slime!
Jon Arbuckle : [dejected; sighs] Thank you.
[Jon and Garfield head down the aisle toward the back of the plane]
Jon Arbuckle : Why can't I get any respect, Garfield?
Garfield : When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend.
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Stewardess : [as Garfield and Jon's plane takes off] The captain has advised that the "fasten seat belt" sign be observed in case some slight air turbulence is encountered.
Garfield : Whoever said, "Getting there is half the fun," should be drug out into the street and shot!