Martial Law (1998–2000)
Sammo Kam-Bo Hung: Sammo Law
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Quotes
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[Terrell's car has been stolen]
Terrell Parker : When we find the guys who did this, I'm gonna open a big can of whoop-ass on them!
Sammo Law : Whoop-ass?
Terrell Parker : Yeah... Whoop-ass... is my kind of karate.
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Terrell Parker : [on catching the bad guys] Then we'll be on these guys like Pam.
Sammo Law : Who's Pam?
Terrell Parker : It's a grease thing.
Sammo Law : Pam is from Greece?
Terrell Parker : No, Pam is 'grease.' Never mind. We'll talk about it later.
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Sammo Law : [on hiking in the woods] Be careful where you step or you will fall into a trap. It is an old trick in Japan.
Terrell Parker : Fine. If we're hiking in Japan, I'll remember that. But we're in LA now and the only thing you can get out here is tetnus from stepping on a rusty na...
[falls into a trap]
Sammo Law : I tried to tell you. Why didn't you listen to me?
Terrell Parker : I don't know! I feel like Charleton Heston in 'Planet of the Apes' and believe me, no black man wants to be Charleton Heston!
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[Terrell has accidentally run over Otto the rat with his car]
Sammo Law : You know, in China, some people believe that the death of a rat means seven years of bad luck.
Terrell Parker : You mean if I tell the kids about Otto the curse will go away?
Sammo Law : No. You are doomed.
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Capt. Benjamin Winship : I know you really want to nail these guys, but getting involved in Cassie's trucking business is just pushing it, Sammo. Both you guys could have been killed.
Sammo Law : Sometimes to catch the bad guys, you have to think outside of the box.
Capt. Benjamin Winship : Wait a minute. What idiot told you that?
Sammo Law : You did. The same day you gave me this badge.
Capt. Benjamin Winship : Uh, yeah.