American Pie (1999)

Casey Affleck: Tom Myers

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• [Deleted scene. Kevin talk on the phone with Tom, who is driving] 

  Tom Myers : You called to ask me how to get laid?

  Kevin : Well, yeah, you know, it's not like I can really call my dad. I don't even have his number.

  Tom Myers : It's listed A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

  Kevin : Yeah, you said it... Anyway, I was calling to see if I could get some advice - brother-to-brother. I mean, I think that tonight, Vicky's... I mean, there's a definite chance that...

  Tom Myers : All right, all right - listen, have you ever heard of The Bible?

  Kevin : What? Not THE Bible?

  Tom Myers : That's not really its name but that's what we call it.

  Kevin : Does it tell me how to... to get laid?

  Tom Myers : You know what? Nevermind, you're not ready.

  Kevin : Wait, ready for what?

  Tom Myers : Woah, you're breaking up there. I gotta go, good luck at the party.