Will & Grace (1998–2020)

Kevin Bacon: Kevin Bacon

Quotes 

• Jack : You shouldn't be dancing with him. He's not your stalker, your stalker is still at large.

  Kevin Bacon : But you fingered this guy.

  Jack : I did not. We were just holding hands. Your stalker has been throwing pebbles at your window for the past 15 minutes or maybe you didn't hear me because the music was so loud.

  Kevin Bacon : You... you're my stalker.

  Jack : I prefer the term 'Professional Crazed Fan'. A job that's a hell of a lot more satisfying than sewing Prada labels in your Old Navy shirts. Go get yourself a new assistant. If you need me, I'll be in your hamper.

• Kevin Bacon : Man if I had a dollar for every jock strap my stalker stole from me...

  Jack : You'd have $187!...

  [Kevin Bacon looks at him strangely] 

  Jack : ...

  [nervously] 

  Jack : It's just an expression.

• Kevin Bacon : When the stalkers leave, it's the first sign that your career is slipping. Little tidbit I picked up from Val Kilmer.

  Will : Wait, you did a movie with Val Kilmer?

  Kevin Bacon : No, but Val was in "Top Gun" with Tom Cruise and Tom was in "A Few Good Men" with me.

  [pause] 

  Kevin Bacon : Huh, that was a short one.