. . . to "Little America: A Place for the Birds." This site's spellchecker will not even allow the actual spelling of the last word appearing on this sign, so fully discredited has the egregious liar Robert Evelyn B., Jr. Become. Bob infamously claimed to have become the first human to reach the North Pole in 1926. Forensic crime solvers soon indicted him for altering his own diary, erasing the flight log entries showing his ACTUAL positions to cover up the fact that an oil leak induced him to give up his planned PR coup 20% short of his goal, giving rise to the popular expression "A Bird in the band will beat around the bush."