The Rat Pack (1998 TV Movie)

Joe Mantegna: Dean Martin

Quotes 

• Joey Bishop : Hey, did we kill tonight or what?

  [Dean does not reply] 

  Joey Bishop : We killed tonight. I haven't laughed like that...

  Dean Martin : ...since I played a little club in Poughkeepse back in 1944.

  Joey Bishop : What're you saying, we weren't funny tonight?

  Dean Martin : What I'm saying is erm... watch this.

  [to two women] 

  Dean Martin : Scuse me ladies

  [he babbles, and they laugh] 

  Joey Bishop : Yeah, so?

  Dean Martin : So, the world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment pally. One of these days everybody's gonna wake up with a heck of a hangover, down two aspirin and a glass of tomato juice and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

• Frank Sinatra : There's a reason why we're all here tonight...

  Dean Martin : You threatened us.

  [laughter] 

  Dean Martin : Did he threaten you too Sammy?

  Sammy Davis, Jr. : Um, I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it might incinerate me baby.

• Dean Martin : Hey Frank, how do you make a fruit cordial?

  Frank Sinatra : I don't know Dean, how do you make a fruit cordial?

  Dean Martin : Be nice to it.