Three to Tango (1999)
Neve Campbell: Amy Post
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Quotes
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[Standing outside the cafe, Oscar is looking very ill]
Amy : Oh, are you OK?
Oscar Novak : Mouth... watering.
Amy : God, I knew that Tuna Melt tasted funny. I'm lucky, I can eat just about anything. Know why? Cause my mother was a horrible cook. She used to make this thing that smelled like a wet dog and old tennis shoes and...
[Oscar retches]
Amy : Oh, sorry.
Oscar Novak : Would you excuse me for a second?
Oscar Novak : [Oscar kneels over and is violently sick] Boy, that felt good!
Amy : Don't worry, you'll be all right in a minute.
[Amy pauses, then keels over and is sick as well]
Oscar Novak : It just doesn't get better than this!
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Amy : So I take it you have kissed a woman before?
Oscar Novak : Not the right one.
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[after Amy accidentally hits Oscar]
Amy : Did you hurt yourself?
Oscar Novak : No, no... YOU hurt me!
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Oscar Novak : You know what the most spoken line in movies is?
Amy : What?
Oscar Novak : "Let's get out of here."
Amy : Huh. It makes sense. It works for a lot of situations. "They're shooting at us. Let's get out of here." "Aliens have landed. Let's get out of here." I want to make mad passionate love to you. Let's get out of here."
Oscar Novak : Those are good, especially the last one.
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[upon meeting her boyfriend's wife]
Amy : I handled that well, didn't I? I'm still in one piece.
Oscar Novak : Yes, very well.
[Amy starts to walk away]
Oscar Novak : Where are you going?
Amy : To get really, *really* drunk.
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Oscar Novak : What's good?
Diner Waiter : Tuna melt.
Oscar Novak : Ohhh... what else?
Diner Waiter : Tuna melt.
Amy : What do you think?
Oscar Novak : Yeah, two tuna melts.
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Amy : How are your balls?
Oscar Novak : They're fine. Thanks for asking.