The Dig (1995 Video Game)
Steve Blum: Ludger Brink, Cocytan Leader, Borneo Space Observer
Quotes
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Brink : Come here, you phlegm-carapaced slime-faced mucus-brained furry-legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth woman!
[He notices that Low hasn't moved]
Brink : Low, you idiot! Why are you standing there?
Boston Low : I'm still trying to figure out what you said.
Brink : MOVE YOUR SILLY BUTTOCKS, YOU FOOL!
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[Dr. Ludger Brink's hand is stuck in a crevice in the wall]
Brink : I don't care if you have to cut off my hand, just don't leave me to die here!
Maggie Robbins : Don't be so dramatic Brink; nobody is going to cut off your hand.
Boston Low : Don't make promises you might not be able to keep Maggie.
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Brink : Your name will go down in history as the boneheaded space idiot who destroyed precious data at the first alien archeological site.
Boston Low : That's better than having my name go down in history as the commander of a space expedition that disappeared and was never heard from again.
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Brink : What, you think this is wwhere aliens end up when they die? If it is, then this place better be hell, because it sure isn't my idea of heaven.
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Brink : [after having travelled many times faster than the speed of light and landing on an alien planet] I feel like someone turned me inside out twice.
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Brink : [to Low] You don't scare me, you hairless monkey!
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Boston Low : Brink, don't make me hurt you.
Brink : You won't hurt me when you're dead!
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Brink : Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!
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Brink : Come on, you ponderous exoskeleton, you cocoon-eating lobster-faced cave-dwelling arthropoidal alimentary sphincter muscle!
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Cocytan Leader : There will be friendship between our species forever.
Maggie Robbins : I hope you're right. Not all human beings are as, uh, *nice* as us.
Cocytan Leader : Oh, I know that. All young species are alike that way. But don't worry. If any of your people try to pick a fight... we'll mash them like bugs.
Boston Low : How reassuring.
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Brink : [Brink trapped his hand in a crevice while trying to retrieve a life crystal] Hold tight! Very funny!