Treasure Planet (2002)
Emma Thompson: Captain Amelia
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Quotes
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Captain Amelia : [to a protesting Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're...
[to Arrow]
Captain Amelia : how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Mr. Arrow : 'A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.
Captain Amelia : [to Doppler] There you go, poetry.
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Captain Amelia : I'm Captain Amelia. Late of a few run-ins with the Procyon Armada, nasty business, but I won't bore you with my scars; You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow? Sterling, tough, dependable, honest, brave and true.
Mr. Arrow : Please, Captain...
Captain Amelia : Oh, shut up, Arrow. You know I don't mean a word of it.
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Captain Amelia : Doctor, you have... wonderful eyes.
Doctor Doppler : She's lost her mind!
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[in Amelia's stateroom]
Doctor Doppler : [furiously] Now, see here...
Captain Amelia : Doctor, I'd love to chat. Tea, cake, the whole shebang, but I have a ship to launch and
[sceptically looks at Doppler's ridiculous space suit]
Captain Amelia : you've got your outfit to buff up.
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Captain Amelia : [sternly] Mr. Arrow, I've checked this miserable ship from stem to stern and as usual it's-
[smiles]
Captain Amelia : -spot on. Can you get nothing wrong?
Mr. Arrow : You flatter me, Captain.
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John Silver : [to Captain Amelia] Ahh, t'is a grand day for sailin', Cap'n! And lookit yeh! You're as trim an' as bonnie as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat o' paint!
[takes off his hat and bows to her]
Captain Amelia : You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver!
Morph : [changes into a miniature Amelia and mimics her] Spaceport floozies, spaceport floozies-
[Silver scoops him into his hat and puts it on]
John Silver : Yeh cut me to the quick, Cap'n! I speaks nothin' but me heart, at all times...
[Silver's hat suddenly rises off his head and Morph squeaks from under it]
Morph : Nothin' but me heart...
John Silver : [nervously] A-hem!
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Doctor Doppler : Captain, that was, that was the most...
Captain Amelia : Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, doctor, your astronomical advice was most helpful.
Doctor Doppler : Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically... amamomically... astronomically.
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Captain Amelia : Doctor. To muse and blabber about a treasure map in front of this particular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic! And I mean that in a very caring way.
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Captain Amelia : And doctor, again with the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.
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[Doppler shoots through the cable of a large air canister, it crashes down on the walkway below, sending the pirates falling into space]
Captain Amelia : Did you actually aim for that?
Doctor Doppler : You know, actually I *did*?
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Captain Amelia : [Trying to navigate out of the black hole] Blast these waves! They're so deucedly erratic!
Doctor Doppler : No, captain! They're not erratic at all! There's another one in exactly 47.2 seconds, followed by the biggest magilla of them all!
Captain Amelia : Of course! Brilliant, doctor! We'll ride that last magilla out of here!
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Captain Amelia : Ah, Doctor Doppler, I presume?
Doctor Doppler : Uh, Yes...
Captain Amelia : [Knocking on helmet] Hello! Can you hear me?
Doctor Doppler : Yes I can! Stop that banging!
Captain Amelia : You know, doctor, this works so much better when this...
[Turns device in front of spacesuit]
Captain Amelia : ... is right side up, and...
[Pulls out a power cord and plugs it into the back of the suit]
Captain Amelia : ... plugged in. Lovely, there you go.
Doctor Doppler : If you don't mind, I can manage my own plugging, thank you!