On the 2nd Day of Christmas (1997 TV Movie)

Mark Ruffalo: Bert

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• Trish : When did she leave you?

  Bert : She did not leave me. We parted.

  Trish : Is that why you're mad at the world?

  Bert : I'm not mad a the world, just a very small part of it.

• Trish : Are you hurt?

  Bert : No! How can I be hurt? I just threw my family jewels full force against a freezing metal fence!

  Trish : Oh good, as long as you're not hurt

• Trish : When I was a little girl I could tell the breed of a dog by its bark.

  Bert : And?

  Trish : I think you better hurry!

• Bill : So, you two met at the store?

  Bert : Ehhh..

  Trish : First floor. Handbags. It was very romantic. Bert dragged me right off, I couldn't resist!

• Bert : All the good songs have already been written.

  Trish : Well, no one has ever written a song about me!