The Parent Trap (1998)
Elaine Hendrix: Meredith Blake
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Quotes
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Nick Parker : What's going on?
Meredith Blake : Here's what's going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick.
Nick Parker : Them.
[Hallie and Annie stare at each other excitedly]
Meredith Blake : Excuse me?
Nick Parker : T-H-E-M, them.
[staring into Meredith's face]
Nick Parker : Get the picture?
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Nick Parker : I told Hallie.
Meredith Blake : You did? And?
Nick Parker : She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn't even know she spoke French.
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Annie : Need a hand, Mer?
Meredith Blake : Not from you, thank you. Don't think I can see past those angelic faces. One more trick from you two, and I promise I'll make your lives miserable from the day I say "I do." Got it?
Hallie : Got it, Cruella.
Meredith Blake : What did you call me?
Hallie : Nothing. Nothing. Not a thing, Cruella. Oh, by the way, Mer. I think there's something on your head.
[the lizard is on her head]
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Meredith Blake : Have you seen your father?
Hallie : [Not yet aware who Meredith is] You talking to me?
Meredith Blake : Who are you, Robert De Niro? Yes, I am talking to you.
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Meredith Blake : You know, from the way your father talked about you, I expected a little girl, but you are so grown-up.
Annie as Hallie : I'll be twelve soon. How old are you?
Meredith Blake : [chuckling] Twenty-six.
Annie as Hallie : Only fifteen years older than me! How old are you again, Dad?
Nick Parker : Wow, suddenly you're so interested in math!
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Meredith Blake : First change I make is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.
Richard, Meredith's Assistant : Oof, Ice Woman!
Meredith Blake : Proud of it, babe!
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Annie as Hallie : I know what mystery my father sees in you.
Meredith Blake : You do?
Annie as Hallie : You're young, beautiful, sexy, and hey, the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on something more than just sex, right?
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Nick Parker : [hiking] I'm going to take the lead. You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake : [looks at the girls] Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff you'll help me.
Hallie : [whispering to Annie] Not a bad idea.
Annie : Yeah, see any cliffs?
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Elizabeth James : [having drink with Meredith] Here's to... here's to you. May your life be far less complicated than mine.
Meredith Blake : Why thank you.
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Nick Parker : Honey, did I ever mention to you that Hallie was a twin?
Meredith Blake : No, I'm afraid you forgot that little detail
Hallie Parker : Don't feel bad, Mer. He never mentioned it to me, either.
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Nick Parker : I told Hallie.
Meredith Blake : You did? And?
Nick Parker : She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn't even know she *spoke* French! I don't know what's gotten into her.