The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain (1997 Video)
Christy Landers: Queen Uberta
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Quotes
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Uberta : Whatever it is you have planned, you'll never get away with it, because you are a bad person, and bad people stand no chance against good people, like my son Prince Derek.
[Clavius sighs]
Uberta : Did you parents ignore you as a child? Oh tell Queen Unberta, what dark secret lurks within that dark twisted mind of yours? Come on, out with it!
Clavius : [exasperated] Don't you ever shut up?
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Clavius : [walking into Uberta's cell, which Knuckles is redecorating] What is this?
Uberta : If I'm going to spend my birthday here, everything must be perfect!
Clavius : Oh you're driving me nuts with this birthday thing!
[he pulls Knuckles away]
Uberta : Let go of my servant!
[she grabs Knuckles and they fight over him]
Clavius : Your servant? I taught him everything he knows! And furthermore, this ain't your castle Lady! Let go!
Uberta : Lady? Your Highness is the proper way for one of YOUR class to address one of mine!
Knuckles : Ow! Not so hard!
[he and Clavius fall out of the cell and Clavius shuts the door]
Uberta : Don't hurt him! He hasn't finished my cake!
Clavius : Ohh... you... are... a... HOSTAGE!
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Uberta : [Uberta has been repeatedly insulting Clavius since her capture] Well, you can change yourself into whatever you like; you'll always be a third-rate villain inside.
Clavius : You're pushing it, highness.
Uberta : On the other hand, no matter what you do to me, I will always remain a queen... who's *birthday* it is. Furthermore...
Clavius : [snaps] That does it: I warned you not to yak so much, but no! Yak yak yak yak yak yak! So, that's what you get! A yak!
[transforms Uberta into a yak]
Clavius : No, I can't shut her up!
[transforms her into a human]
Uberta : ...and I hope you like bread and water, because that's the daily fare in prison!
[Clavius transforms her into a chimpanzee, and then re-transforms her into a human]
Uberta : You're up to about five life sentences, bub!
[Clavius transforms her into a parrot]
Uberta : [as parrot] Awk! Keep it up, keep it up! You're only making me shout deeper and deeper and deeper!
Clavius : Aagh! I can't take it!
[transforms her into an ostrich, a goat, a beaver, a horse, and then an elephant, all of which make noise before he returns her to human form]
Uberta : THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE GETTING THE GUILLOTINE!
Clavius : What doesn't talk...? A fly! Yes, yes, a fly!
Uberta : Go ahead! I'll fly right out of here!
Clavius : Who cares? You'll be a FLY!
Uberta : I'll buzz around your ear at night for the rest of my life!
Clavius : Which'll be, oh, about, 3 to 5 days?
[prepares to transform her yet again]
Clavius : So long, your "flyness"! Watch out for spiderwebs!
[Derek comes out from behind a wall]
Prince Derek : [threateningly] Don't you *dare* hurt my mother!