The Relic (1997)

Gene Davis: Martini

Quotes 

• [Lt. D'Agosta and Det. Hollingsworth show up to the crime scene in the bathroom] 

  Lt. Vincent D'Agosta : This is not good.

  Martini : Never thought there'd be a worse way to die than a shark attack. Having my head ripped off never occurred to me.

  Lt. Vincent D'Agosta : Where is his head?

  Det. Hollingsworth : It's over there by the sink.

  Margo Green : [Dr. Green walks into the crime scene mistakenly]  Lieutenant D'Agosta...

  [screaming at the dead body and blood across the room] 

  Margo Green : Oh, my God! Oh!

  Lt. Vincent D'Agosta : Get her out of here!

  Bradley : Lieutenant! Over here.

  Lt. Vincent D'Agosta : [Det. Hollingsworth attempts to walk over the dead body]  No! Don't step over it

  Lt. Vincent D'Agosta : [Det. Hollingsworth brings his leg back to walk around the body]  It's bad luck. Jesus Christ.

  Bradley : There's a half-burnt joint on the floor.

  [chuckling] 

  Bradley : Seems our boy was having a little pot in the potty.

  Lt. Vincent D'Agosta : Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.

  [the forensics team member continues to chuckle] 

  Lt. Vincent D'Agosta : I want the blood on the walls. Get a ballistic analysis. Pinpoint source, speed, force - Full splatter pattern.