Hideous! (1997)
Tracie May-Wagner: Belinda Yost
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Quotes
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Belinda Yost : You're fired! You're fired from everywhere! You're fired from the fucking universe!
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Belinda Yost : Honey, if I wanted a thinking receptionist, you'd be working at Burger King.
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Detective Leonard Kantor : OK now, listen carefully,Dr. Lorca, he was arrested earlier today, he told the police that you helped him steal the freak from Mr. Lazar here.
Elvina : That, that fucker.
Detective Leonard Kantor : He told the police that you were the one that stuck a gun in Mr. Lazar's face, and left him handcuffed to a tree.
Elvina : Not-uh, not me, all I did was I...
Detective Leonard Kantor : He said the whole thing was your idea.
Elvina : Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Detective Leonard Kantor : I'm sorry baby, but it looks like jail for you.
Detective Leonard Kantor : Doc's a respective man, you're... not, he's cutting a deal right now, you know it'll go a lot easier if you were to just, if you just confess!
Elvina : No, no, I swear on my honor, cross my heart and hope to die, all I did was just tell him about, about the specimen, I didn't know nothin else.
Belinda Yost : And I put up with your typing for three years, because I thought you were too stupid to stab me in the back, you're fired, you're fired from everywhere, you're fired from the fucking universe.
Elvina : Huh?
Detective Leonard Kantor : The police don't know anything about Dr. Lorca, I lied to you.
Elvina : Yeah, yeah
[laughing]
Elvina : , well, well, I lied to you too
[Ms. Yost slaps her]
Elvina : , Ow.
Belinda Yost : You ungrateful little poon-dog.
Elvina : Well, it was all your fault, you broke your word to Dr. Lorca, he was supposed to have first dibs
Belinda Yost : And what are you? defender of the fucking public morals?
Elvina : You're an evil corrupt person,
[then turns her attention to Detective Kantor]
Elvina : she takes drugs, she doesn't wear any panties, she, she, she has sex in her office with all these men all on her desk.
Belinda Yost : You ungrateful little poodle.
[pushes Elvina into a chair and starts slapping her]
Detective Leonard Kantor : Ladies, ladies, ladies, fucking ladies knock it off!
[he pulls Ms. Yost off of Elvina]
Detective Leonard Kantor : Ms. Yost, hey Ms. Yost, normally, I'm all in for a good cat-fight, but seeing how you're paying me a 160 dollars an hour for my time, you might want to consider calling this one a draw for right now.
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Napoleon Lazar : If he can hear you, why is he knocking at all? why doesn't he just answer?
Elvina : Maybe he's a deaf-mute.
Belinda Yost : Elvina, if you were deaf, how could he hear the questions?
Elvina : Well maybe he, I don't know.
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Dr. Lorca : Now, listen, carefully everyone, no one is leaving here til my specimens are returned.
Elvina : What!, Me too?
Sheila : [being sarcastic] Oh, no, you can go.
Elvina : Oh, thank God, so then how do I get out outta here?
Belinda Yost : [interrupting] She was being sarcastic you moron.
Elvina : Huh?
[looks to Sheila, Sheila nods]
Elvina : Well, that's not very funny.