Dilbert (1999–2000)
Larry Miller: Pointy-Haired Boss
Quotes
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Pointy-Haired Boss : And remember, money is no object... unless you intend to spend it.
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Pointy-Haired Boss : They say no man faces death wishing he'd spent more time at the office... I guess that makes me the first.
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[clipping his toenails over a desk drawer that's filled with nail clippings]
Pointy-Haired Boss : Uh-oh, it's almost full. I need a new desk.
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Pointy-Haired Boss : I don't see anything that could stand in our way.
Dilbert : Sanity? Reality? The laws of physics?
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Pointy-Haired Boss : Everybody down, he's becoming disgruntled.
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Pointy-Haired Boss : Wally, I'll need to review the RFP for the BGA project before the IOC meeting.
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Pointy-Haired Boss : Save the technical mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know if it'll work.
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Pointy-Haired Boss : Dillbert! Are you listening?
Dilbert : Of course I am. I've learned how to multi-task.
Loud Howard : But men can't multi-task. Only women can multi-task.
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Pointy-Haired Boss : We're getting rid of the tainted tablets in ancillary markets: buttons, coinage and teddy-bear eyes!
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Pointy-Haired Boss : [Hiding under desk] Look out! He's becoming Disgruntled!
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Pointy-Haired Boss : We didn't bring the guy who knows that.