Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Will Sasso: Chet Walters

Quotes 

• Chet Walters : Hey, nice coat. Who shot the couch?

• Allison : Our car broke down, could we use the phone?

  Chet Walters : Oh, car trouble? Don't get me started. I got a 1975 Fairmont that's as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach.

• Chet Walters : Yup, the AAA. You know, I knew a guy that started off in AAA, then ended up in AA. He got busted for DUI.

  [Chet laughs] 

• [Haru attempts to choke Chet, but fails] 

  Chet Walters : Hey, buddy, what are you doing?

  Haru : Are you not familiar with the art of Shiatsu massage?

  Chet Walters : Shiatsu? Watch your language! There's a lady present.