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Alien: Resurrection (1997) More at IMDbPro »

Elgyn: She is severely fuckable, ain't she?

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Annalee Call: You're a thing, a construct. They grew you in a fucking lab.

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Johner: Right, you're the "new model" droid. You can access the mainframe by remote.
Annalee Call: No, I can't. I burned my modem. We all did.

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Ripley: Why do you care what happens to them?
Annalee Call: Because I'm programmed to.
Ripley: You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out?

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Ripley: Who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?
Johner: I can get you off. Maybe not the boat.

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Johner: Don't push me, little Call. You hang with us for a while, you'll find out I am not the man with whom to fuck!

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Johner: Earth, man. What a shithole.

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Johner: Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fucked it.
Vriess: Yeah, like you never fucked a robot.

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Purvis: God, I'm so tired.
Johner: Sleep when you die, man.

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Annalee Call: Jesus Christ, Johner, what do you put in this shit, battery acid?
Johner: Just for color.

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Johner: Hey, Ripley. I heard you, like, ran into these things before?
Ripley: That's right.
Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ripley: I died.

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Purvis: [shouting] What's in-fucking-side me?
Ripley: There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryo tube to this... human. And he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours you're gonna die. Any questions?
Purvis: Who are you?
Ripley: I'm the monster's mother.

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Distephano: I thought you were dead
Ripley: Yeah, I get that a lot.

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Elgyn: Hey, son, I'll give ya my authorization code. It's E-A, T-M, E.

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Johner: What's the big deal, man? Fuckin' waste of ammo.
Christie: Let's go.
Johner: Must be a chick thing.

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Johner: I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!

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Dr. Wren: I think you will find that, uh, things have changed a great deal since your time.
Ripley: I doubt that.

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Annalee Call: He is breeding an alien species. More than dangerous. If those things get loose, it's gonna make the Lacerta Plague look like a fucking square dance!

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General Perez: Ellen Ripley died trying to wipe this species out. For all intents and purposes, she succeeded!

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[when the Betty hits Earth's atmosphere]
Johner: What's burning?
Vriess: Us!
Johner: Shit! You're right!

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[when the Alien "baby" emerges from the Queen's womb]
Dr. Gediman: You are... a beautiful, beautiful, butterfly.

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Johner: [to Call] Kill you! Does that compute?

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Johner: You can't fly one of these things too, can you?
Ripley: Are you kidding? This piece of shit is even older than I am.

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Ripley: Does it grow?
Dr. Gediman: Yeah. Very rapidly.
Ripley: It's a queen.
Dr. Gediman: How did you know that?
Ripley: She'll breed. You'll die. Everyone in the company will die.

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[General Perez offers Elgyn a drink]
General Perez: Drink, Elgyn?
Elgyn: Constantly.

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[first lines]
Ripley: [voiceover] My mommy always said there were no monsters. No real ones. But there are.

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[last lines]
Annalee Call: [about the Earth] It's beatiful.
Ripley: Yeah.
Annalee Call: I didn't expect it to be. What happens now?
Ripley: I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.

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Dr. Wren: Distephano, take the weapons.
Distephano: Begging your pardon, sir, but FUCK YOU!

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Dr. Gediman: [after watching the massacre in the mess hall] Security! There is a serious problem in the mess hall!

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Annalee Call: Father's dead, asshole. Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.

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Annalee Call: [about leaving Ripley, who has just been sucked into the alien lair, behind] It's not right!
Purvis: I've been saying that all day.

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Ripley: You did it. You saved the Earth.

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Johner: I thought synthetics were supposed to be all logical and shit. You're just a big ol' psycho girl!

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Johner: Well, I say if we wanna make any decent time, I say we ditch the cripple.
[to Vriess]
Johner: No offense, man.
Vriess: [giving him the finger] None taken!

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[a soldier prods Johner in the back with a rifle. Johner spins and snatches it away in an eyeblink]
Johner: Don't ever touch me!
[returns it just as fast]
Johner: Ever!

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Dr. Wren: Then this little synthetic bitch is gonna plug into the Auriga, and she is gonna take us right back to home base, according to the standard emergency procedures.
Annalee Call: No, she's not!
Distephano: Are you crazy? You still wanna bring those things back to Earth?
Johner: Haven't you been payin' attention today?
Dr. Wren: Ah, the intellectual speaks.

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Vriess: [Strapped to Christie's back, about to traverse the flooded kitchen] Hey Christie, do me a favour. When we hit the surface on the other side, no backstroke, okay!

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