- Greg Proops: [Trivia Scan] In what episode of Star Trek do Kirk and Spock fight a duel to the death
- Ford Kiernan: The Wrath of Too Many Cans
- [William Shatner shoots him a look]
- Greg Proops: [Photon Photos] Kim, I'm going to you again. What was this from?
- Kim Newman: Oh, it's "Killers from Outer Space"!
- Greg Proops: How do you know these things?
- Greg Proops: [Introductions] Every captain has a stellar Number One, but tonight, Craig has settled for a steaming Number Two, Ford Kiernan!
- [Ford shakes his head in annoyance]
- Greg Proops: [Trivia Scan] Whose soon to be published autobiography is entitled "Beaming up and getting off" ?
- Walter Koenig: [Buzzes in and points to himself, mouth open]
- Greg Proops: Absolutely correct! It's George Takei!
- [Walter has a tantrum]
- Greg Proops: In The Wrath of Khan...
- Walter Koenig: [Buzzes in and raises hand]
- Greg Proops: Oh my God, you haven't even waited!
- [Walter puts is hand down, hoping it's him again]
- Greg Proops: It is you! In the Wrath of Khan, Chekov is made first officer of which ship?
- Walter Koenig: The Hindenburg!