Memorable quotes for
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997) More at IMDbPro »

[repeated line]
Faith: Five by five.

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Buffy Summers: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: [pause] Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.

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Harmony Kendall: [to Spike] No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl, or Charlize Theron.

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Rupert Giles: No vampires transporting boxes?
Xander Harris: No, but a four-hundred-pound wino offered to wash my hair.

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Andrew Wells: Get out of my brain!

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Buffy Summers: I just get messed sometimes. I wish we were regular kids.
Angel: I'll never be a kid.
Buffy Summers: All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.

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Willow Rosenberg: It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die... and oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now

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Xander Harris: Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies?
Buffy Summers: Shut. Up.

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