Kevin Calhoun:
You keep looking at that thing as if it weren't kosher.
Abe Goodman:
A cut of meat is kosher. A piece of fish, savory foods, and all kinds of dang things are kosher, but a probation report is not kosher. A probation report is merely a probation report.
Kevin Calhoun:
I am a good Louisiana lapsed Catholic, Abe, so just don't talk to me about kosher, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with this report?
Abe Goodman:
It's too kosher.
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Kevin Calhoun:
Translate that for me.
Abe Goodman:
Uhhhhh, the virgin looks pregnant to me. - Look, see, the supervisor signed this.
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